Holding a PhD in Horribleness
Submitted by zitromdo on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 07:26
- Penny: So keep your head up, Billy-Buddy.
- Captain Hammer: I don’t go to the gym, I’m just naturally like this.
- And these are not the hammer. The hammer is my penis.
- Newscaster: It’s a good day to be homeless.
- FanBoy: So they say he saved her life.
- FanGirl: They say she works with the homeless and doesn’t eat meat.
- All: We have a problem with her.
- Captain Hammer: This is so nice.
- I just might sleep with the same girl twice.
- They say it’s better the second time.
- They say you get to do the weird stuff.
- Fans: We do the weird stuff.
- Mayor: Justice has a name. And the name that it has, besides justice, is Captain Hammer.
- Captain Hammer: Cute, huh? Sort of a quiet, nerdy thing. Not my usual, but nice.
- Home is where the heart is, so your real home’s in your chest.
- There’s so many different muscles I can flex. There’s the deltoids of compassion. There’s the abs of being kind.
- Dr. Horrible: Your disguise is slipping
- Captain Hammer: I think this is what pain feels like!!