Things that annoy the bloody hell out of me

  • user warning: Table './listology/profile_values' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: SELECT f.name, f.type, v.value FROM profile_fields f INNER JOIN profile_values v ON f.fid = v.fid WHERE uid = 104003 in /usr/local/apache2/htdocs/listology.com/modules/profile/profile.module on line 229.
  • user warning: Table './listology/profile_values' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: SELECT f.name, f.type, v.value FROM profile_fields f INNER JOIN profile_values v ON f.fid = v.fid WHERE uid = 0 in /usr/local/apache2/htdocs/listology.com/modules/profile/profile.module on line 229.
  • Stepping in something wet with socks on.
  • Parents who let their children run amuck in public.
  • Preachers/public speakers who ask you to "turn to your neighbor" and repeat some inane comment. That is NEVER actually funny.
  • Bad drivers
  • -those who come to an unnecessary complete stop to turn off the highway.
  • -people who KNOW they need to merge but wait until the last possible second, then cut everyone off and nearly cause a 12-car pile-up.
  • -driving 18 miles an hour for no apparent reason.
  • When my boss asks me to swap schedules with Joyce because she doesnt want to close the store with her. Look. You hired her knowing the woman isnt all there. YOU were the one who refuses to allow her to learn to run the cash register. I have no pity. Enjoy your Friday night, bitch.
  • Sports reporters. Especially female ones.
  • The fact its taken 5 years to remodel my bathroom.
  • Poodles.
  • Mid-show contestant interviews on TV.
  • Retail customers who feel the need to explain WHY they need to use our restroom (A. I'm pretty sure I know what a bathroom is for & B. I'm not your doctor so I really dont need to know about your water pill regimen. Ugh.)
  • Flocks of birds.
  • Couples that talk each other down in front of people.
  • Strangers who strike up conversation in the restroom.
  • Karaoke.
  • Karaoke DJ's.
  • the movie "House of 1,000 Corpses"
  • Hilary Swank.
  • The woman with a microphone outside my office who is giving a wild animal presentation to the Bible School kids who talks like Larry the Cucumber.
  • "A thkunk's black thripe ith a warning to ith enemieth! Thith nextht animal ith from Authtralia!"
  • Cheesy psychotropic Japanese movies.
  • Liars.
  • A messed up bed.
  • People with those rolling back packs that clog up the hallway & sidewalk.
  • Groups of people who talk really loud in small enclosed spaces
  • People who talk loudly on cell phones in public
  • Beauracracy
  • Garbage trucks and stupid SUV-weilding soccer moms backing up traffic in the middle of the day
  • When my siblings come in my room to watch my TV when I'm not there - they mess up the bed and leave dirty dishes and their junk everywhere.
  • When people try to jam themselves into the elevator as soon as the doors open without waiting for the current passengers to get out.
  • My lack of will power.
  • People arguing pointlessly in class and wasting everyone's time... i.e. the debate over tasers and hollow point bullets which had NOTHING to do with our lecture on the Black Panthers. AT ALL.
  • People who never shut up... speaking only to hear the sound of their own voice.
  • My apparent "lack of attention to detail".
  • SallieMae
  • Always feeling like a failure.
  • When people try to combine cell phones & bathroom stalls. BAD choice. Just say no. It makes the rest of us reeeeeeeeeeeaaally uncomfortable.
  • Overly sensitive rights/activist groups
  • When my mother-in-law DESTROYS my kitchen, then leaves me to clean it up.
  • My 55 year old dad's mid-life crisis decision to get an earring and a tattoo and have an online affair (damn you SecondLife)
  • When audiobooks from the library are all gross and scratched up so they won't play (especially if its the VERY LAST one!)
  • Whining
  • Seeing kids hit and talk back to their parents and the parents putting up with it.
  • Working in a retail center at Christmas and dealing with the Lexus SUV-wielding morons clogging up the parking lot
  • People who say "happy holidays" ONLY because they're too worried about offending some hypothetical oversensitive person. people... everyone i work with is Jewish... they don't care if you celebrate Christmas or not. it just makes you look like a douchebag.