Writing

Mark Twain's Literary Rules for Romantic Fiction

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    Dreaming Eternal Storylist

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      Future Novels

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        Themes in Literature

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          Chinese Zodiac Archetypes

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            Stories I'm Working On

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              The Plot Genie: a tool for writing stories

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                Writing Prompts

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                  Most beautiful words in the English language

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                  4 Easy steps to a Number One Emo-pop Radio Hit!

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                  This week from your helpful friends at Supremely Boring Inc comes...

                  4 Easy steps to a Number One Emo-pop Radio Hit!

                  1.Drop a pencil 3 or 4 times in a "basic guitar instruction" book. Write down each chord the tip lands on (For a small extra cost, we can even write the chords down for you! If it worked for Simple Plan, it can work for you!)
                  2.Load a random (best if severely histrionic) eighth-grade girl's livejournal, and copy.
                  3.Badly sing livejournal snippets over guitar chords. Arrange into the highly orginal intro-verse-chorus-verse-chorus-extro format.