This week from your helpful friends at Supremely Boring Inc comes...
4 Easy steps to a Number One Emo-pop Radio Hit!
1.Drop a pencil 3 or 4 times in a "basic guitar instruction" book. Write down each chord the tip lands on (For a small extra cost, we can even write the chords down for you! If it worked for Simple Plan, it can work for you!)
2.Load a random (best if severely histrionic) eighth-grade girl's livejournal, and copy.
3.Badly sing livejournal snippets over guitar chords. Arrange into the highly orginal intro-verse-chorus-verse-chorus-extro format.