My TV/Movie Log


5/5 Charlie Chaplin - The Gold Rush (1925)
2/5 Peep Show [S7]
3/5 Curfew (2012)
3/5 Peep Show [S6]
3/5 Cowboy Bebop [S1]
4/5 Regular Show [S1]
3/5 Peep Show [S5]
3/5 The Usual Suspects (1995)
5/5 Peep Show [S4]
2/5 The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey (2012)
3/5 The Next Three Days (2010)
3/5 Peep Show [S3]
3/5 The Pirates of Silicon Valley (1999)
3/5 Peep Show [S2]
3/5 My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic [S3]
4/5 House of Cards [S1]
1/5 Jeff Dunham Controlled Chaos (2011)
3/5 The Pirate Bay Away From Keyboard (2013)
3/5 Dial M For Murder (1954)

Breaking Bad's Greatest Jesse Pinkman Quotes

  • Jesse: Dude, you scared the shit out of me. When you say it's contamination. I mean, I'm thinking like... an ebola leak or something.
  • Walt: Ebola.
  • Jesse: Yeah, it's a disease on the Discovery Channel where all your intestines sort of just slip right out of your butt.
  • Jesse: Okay. You need to cut out all your loser cry-baby crap RIGHT NOW and think of something SCIENTIFIC.
  • Walt: Something scientific? Right.
  • Jesse: What? Come on! Man, you're smart. You made poison out of beans, yo. Look, we got, we got an entire lab right here. Alright?

The Greatest Comedians to Die Young

  1. Lenny Bruce (40, morphine overdose)
  2. Sam Kinison (38, car accident)
  3. John Belushi (33, drug overdose)
  4. Phil Hartman (49, murdered)
  5. Chris Farley (33, drug overdose)
  6. Bill Hicks (32, liver cancer)
  7. Mitch Hedburg (37, drug overdose)
  8. Gilda Radner (42, ovarian cancer)
  9. Andy Kaufman (35, cancer)
  10. Fatty Arbuckle (46, heart attack)
  11. Greg Giraldo (44, prescription drug overdose)
  12. Curly Howard (48, cerebral hemorrhage)
  13. Graham Chapman (48, tonsil cancer)
  14. Ernie Kovacs (42, car accident)
  15. Bernie Mac (sarcoidosis complicated by pneumonia)
  16. Patrice O'Neal (41, stroke)
  17. Freddie Prinze (22,suicide)
  18. Gary C

The Greatest Seinfeld Quotes

  1. "No soup for you!"
  2. "The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli"
  3. "Hellooo Neuman"
  4. "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"
  5. "Yada yada yada"
  6. "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
  7. "Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the Moops. The correct answer is, The Moops."
  9. "Yeah, well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you."
  10. "You dipped the chip. You took a bite, and you dipped again...That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip!

The 10 Greatest Game Show Catch Phrases

  1. "Come on doooown!"-Price is Right
  2. "I'd like to make it a true daily double"-Jeopardy
  3. "Survey says..."-Family Feud
  4. "Big bucks, no Whammies!"-Press Your Luck
  5. "Is that your final answer?"-Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
  6. "The tribe has spoken."-Survivor
  7. "You are the weakest link....goodbye!"-The Weakest Link
  8. "Circle gets the square."-Hollywood Squares
  9. "I'd like to buy a vowel."-Wheel of Fortune
  10. "Will the real ___ please stand up?"-To Tell The Truth

South Park's 20 Greatest Celebrity Send-Ups

  1. Tom Cruise
  2. Barbra Streisand
  3. Michael Jackson
  4. John Edwards
  5. Carlos Mencia
  6. Mel Gibson
  7. Bono
  8. Rob Reiner
  9. Sally Struthers
  10. Kanye West
  11. Ben Affleck
  12. Paris Hilton
  13. Snooki
  14. Sarah Jessica Parker
  15. P Diddy
  16. Chris Hanson
  17. Paul Watson (Whale Wars)
  18. Tiger Woods
  19. George Lucas
  20. Jared Fogle

The Most Memorable Quotes in the History of Saturday Night Live

  1. "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"
  2. "I'll take 'The Rapist' for 500, Alex"-Celebrity Jeopardy
  3. "I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell"
  4. "Schwing!"-Wayne's World
  5. "Daaaaa Beeears"- Bill Swerski's Superfans
  6. "Jane, you ignorant slut"-Point/Counterpoint
  7. "You look... mahvelous!"-Fernando
  8. "Beisbol been bery, bery good to me!"- Chico Escuela
  9. "Living in a van down by the river!"-Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker
  10. "And that's the way it was, and we liked it!

The Most Famous Non-Humans

  1. Mickey Mouse
  2. Bugs Bunny
  3. Homer Simpson
  4. Big Bird
  5. Yoda
  6. Lassie
  7. Tintin
  8. Kermit the Frog
  9. Ronald McDonald
  10. Charlie Brown
  11. Fred Flinstone
  12. The Smurfs
  13. Ms. Piggy
  14. Mario
  15. Bert and Ernie
  16. Scooby Doo
  17. George Jetson
  18. Old Yeller
  19. Yogi Bear
  20. Betty Boop
  21. Gumby
  22. Garfield
  23. Spongebob
  24. Wallace and Grommit
  25. Ninja Turtles
  26. Tom and Jerry
  27. Porky Pig
  28. Popeye
  29. Woody (Toy Story)
  30. Mr. Ed
  31. Winnie the Pooh
  32. Rocky and Bullwinkle
  33. Tony the Tiger
  34. Aladdin
  35. Optimus Prime
  36. Smoky the Bear
  37. Goofy
  38. Daffy Duck
  39. The Pilsbury Doughboy
  40. Eric Cartmen
  41. The Jolly Green Giant
  42. Babar
  43. Curious George
  44. Roger Rabbit
  45. The Grinch

SNL Rankings

  1. Will Ferrell (1995 - 2002) Signature sketches: Celebrity Jeopardy. More Cowboll, W Bush, James Lipton, and Harry Carry, Robert Goulet. SNL: 10 Post SNL: 9.5 (Anchorman, Old School, Funny or Die) Total: 19.5
  2. Eddie Murphy (1980 - 1984) Mr.

Actors Who Have Starred in Multiple TV Shows

  1. Bill Cosby (I Spy, The Bill Cosby Show, Fat Albert, The Electric Company, The Cosby Show)
  2. Mary Tyler Moore (The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show)
  3. Dick Van Dyke (The Dick Van Dyke Show, Diagnosis Murder)
  4. Andy Griffith (The Andy Griffith Show, Matlock)
  5. James Garner (Maverick, The Rockford Files)
  6. Dick Clark (American Bandstand, Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve, Pyramid)
  7. Rob Howard (The Andy Griffith Show, Happy Days)
  8. Michael Landon (Little House on the Praire, Bonanza, Highway to Heaven)
  9. Kelsey Grammer (Cheers, Frasier, The Simpsons)
  10. William Shatner (Star Trek, TJ Hooker)