Miscellaneous

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The 100 Greatest Entertainers in Comedy

  1. Charlie Chaplin
  2. The Three Stooges
  3. The Marx Brothers
  4. Bill Cosby
  5. Lucille Ball
  6. Buster Keaton
  7. Richard Pryor
  8. Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy
  9. Woody Allen
  10. Peter Sellers
  11. Monty Python
  12. Bud Abbott and Lou Costello
  13. Mel Blanc
  14. George Carlin
  15. Jerry Lewis
  16. Lenny Bruce
  17. Johnny Carson
  18. Steve Martin
  19. George Burns and Gracie Allen
  20. Eddie Murphy
  21. Robin Williams
  22. Joan Rivers
  23. Rodney Dangerfield
  24. Bob Hope
  25. Jim Carrey
  26. Phyllis Diller
  27. Red Foxx
  28. Mel Brooks
  29. Bill Murray
  30. David Letterman
  31. "Weird Al" Yankovic
  32. Bob Newhart
  33. Jonathan Winters
  34. Gene Wilder
  35. Carol Burnett
  36. Adam Sandler
  37. Don Rickles
  38. Jerry Seinfeld

Birthstones

  • January - Garnet
  • February - Amethyst
  • March - Aquamarine
  • April - Diamond
  • May - Emerald
  • June - Pearl
  • July - Ruby
  • August - Peridot
  • September - Sapphire
  • October - Opal
  • November - Topaz
  • December - Turquoise

My Top 10 Sexiest Celebrities

  1. Jenny McCarthy

  2. Linn Berggren

  3. Katy Perry

  4. Jennifer Connelly

  5. Hilary Duff

100 Most Common Words in the English Language

  1. the
  2. be
  3. to
  4. of
  5. and
  6. a
  7. in
  8. that
  9. have
  10. I
  11. it
  12. for
  13. not
  14. on
  15. with
  16. he
  17. as
  18. you
  19. do
  20. at
  21. this
  22. but
  23. his
  24. by
  25. from
  26. they
  27. we
  28. say
  29. her
  30. she
  31. or
  32. an
  33. will
  34. my
  35. one
  36. all
  37. would
  38. there
  39. their
  40. what
  41. so
  42. up
  43. out
  44. if
  45. about
  46. who
  47. get
  48. which
  49. go
  50. me
  51. when
  52. make
  53. can
  54. like
  55. time
  56. no
  57. just
  58. him
  59. know
  60. take
  61. people
  62. into
  63. year
  64. your
  65. good
  66. some
  67. could
  68. them
  69. see
  70. other
  71. than
  72. then
  73. now
  74. look
  75. only
  76. come
  77. its
  78. over
  79. think
  80. also
  81. back
  82. after
  83. use
  84. two
  85. how
  86. our
  87. work
  88. first
  89. well
  90. way
  91. even
  92. new
  93. want
  94. because
  95. any
  96. these
  97. give
  98. day
  99. most
  100. us

Those Who Share My Other Son's Birthday

  • September 10
  • Arnold Palmer
  • Philip Baker Hall
  • Karl Lagerfeld
  • Charles Kuralt
  • Roger Maris
  • Stephen Jay Gould
  • Jose Feliciano
  • Bob Lanier
  • Bill O'Reilly
  • Amy Irving
  • Erick Zonca
  • Chris Columbus
  • Alison Bechdel
  • Colin Firth
  • David Lowery (CVB, Cracker)
  • Randy Johnson
  • Bill Stevenson (Descendents)
  • Joe Nieuwendyk
  • Big Daddy Kane
  • Guy Ritchie
  • Ryan Phillipe
  • Ben Wallace
  • Gustavo Kuerten
  • Joey Votto

Harold and?

My Favorite Stand-Up Comics

  1. George Carlin
  2. Chris Rock
  3. Bill Hicks
  4. Pablo Francisco
  5. Ron White
  6. Lewis Black
  7. Jim Carrey
  8. Dom Irrera
  9. Sam Kinison
  10. Louis C.K.
  11. Bert Kreischer
  12. Jeff Dunham
  13. Robin Williams
  14. Bill Engvall
  15. Emo Phillips
  16. Patton Oswalt
  17. Jeff Foxworthy
  18. Bill Maher
  19. Katt Williams
  20. Zach Galifinakis
  21. Greg Giraldo

Things I have on my desk which should not really be there

  • Glass tumbler (x1)
  • Tea stained mug (x1)
  • Empty can of Foster's lager (x1)
  • Beaker (x1)
  • Side plate (x1)
  • Banana skin (x1)
  • Pen lid without corresponding pen (x2)
  • Long since discarded duster (x1)
  • Cordless phone (x1)
  • Apple core (x3)
  • Threaded tapestry needle sans tapestry (x1)
  • Crumbs (numerous)

Things I miss

    The Greek Alphabet