Miscellaneous

Greatest Performers of Comedy

  1. Charlie Chaplin
  2. The Three Stooges
  3. The Marx Brothers
  4. Bill Cosby
  5. Lucille Ball
  6. Richard Pryor
  7. Buster Keaton
  8. Woody Allen
  9. Peter Sellers
  10. Monty Python
  11. George Carlin
  12. Jerry Lewis
  13. Lenny Bruce
  14. Johnny Carson
  15. Steve Martin
  16. Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy
  17. Eddie Murphy
  18. Robin Williams
  19. Rodney Dangerfield
  20. Bud Abbott and Lou Costello
  21. Jim Carrey
  22. Red Foxx
  23. "Weird Al" Yankovic
  24. John Belushi
  25. Carol Burnett
  26. Don Rickles
  27. Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong
  28. Jerry Seinfeld
  29. Joan Rivers
  30. Chris Rock
  31. Andy Kaufman
  32. Jonathan Winters
  33. Rosanne Barr
  34. Mike Myers
  35. Spinal Tap
  36. Bill Hicks

Birthstones

  • January - Garnet
  • February - Amethyst
  • March - Aquamarine
  • April - Diamond
  • May - Emerald
  • June - Pearl
  • July - Ruby
  • August - Peridot
  • September - Sapphire
  • October - Opal
  • November - Topaz
  • December - Turquoise

My Top 10 Sexiest Celebrities

  1. Jenny McCarthy

  2. Linn Berggren

  3. Katy Perry

  4. Jennifer Connelly

  5. Hilary Duff

100 Most Common Words in the English Language

  1. the
  2. be
  3. to
  4. of
  5. and
  6. a
  7. in
  8. that
  9. have
  10. I
  11. it
  12. for
  13. not
  14. on
  15. with
  16. he
  17. as
  18. you
  19. do
  20. at
  21. this
  22. but
  23. his
  24. by
  25. from
  26. they
  27. we
  28. say
  29. her
  30. she
  31. or
  32. an
  33. will
  34. my
  35. one
  36. all
  37. would
  38. there
  39. their
  40. what
  41. so
  42. up
  43. out
  44. if
  45. about
  46. who
  47. get
  48. which
  49. go
  50. me
  51. when
  52. make
  53. can
  54. like
  55. time
  56. no
  57. just
  58. him
  59. know
  60. take
  61. people
  62. into
  63. year
  64. your
  65. good
  66. some
  67. could
  68. them
  69. see
  70. other
  71. than
  72. then
  73. now
  74. look
  75. only
  76. come
  77. its
  78. over
  79. think
  80. also
  81. back
  82. after
  83. use
  84. two
  85. how
  86. our
  87. work
  88. first
  89. well
  90. way
  91. even
  92. new
  93. want
  94. because
  95. any
  96. these
  97. give
  98. day
  99. most
  100. us

Those Who Share My Other Son's Birthday

  • September 10
  • Arnold Palmer
  • Philip Baker Hall
  • Karl Lagerfeld
  • Charles Kuralt
  • Roger Maris
  • Stephen Jay Gould
  • Jose Feliciano
  • Bob Lanier
  • Bill O'Reilly
  • Amy Irving
  • Erick Zonca
  • Chris Columbus
  • Alison Bechdel
  • Colin Firth
  • David Lowery (CVB, Cracker)
  • Randy Johnson
  • Bill Stevenson (Descendents)
  • Joe Nieuwendyk
  • Big Daddy Kane
  • Guy Ritchie
  • Ryan Phillipe
  • Ben Wallace
  • Gustavo Kuerten
  • Joey Votto

Harold and?

My Favorite Stand-Up Comics

  1. George Carlin
  2. Chris Rock
  3. Bill Hicks
  4. Pablo Francisco
  5. Ron White
  6. Lewis Black
  7. Jim Carrey
  8. Dom Irrera
  9. Sam Kinison
  10. Louis C.K.
  11. Bert Kreischer
  12. Jeff Dunham
  13. Robin Williams
  14. Bill Engvall
  15. Emo Phillips
  16. Patton Oswalt
  17. Jeff Foxworthy
  18. Bill Maher
  19. Katt Williams
  20. Zach Galifinakis
  21. Greg Giraldo

Things I have on my desk which should not really be there

  • Glass tumbler (x1)
  • Tea stained mug (x1)
  • Empty can of Foster's lager (x1)
  • Beaker (x1)
  • Side plate (x1)
  • Banana skin (x1)
  • Pen lid without corresponding pen (x2)
  • Long since discarded duster (x1)
  • Cordless phone (x1)
  • Apple core (x3)
  • Threaded tapestry needle sans tapestry (x1)
  • Crumbs (numerous)

Things I miss

    The Greek Alphabet