Miscellaneous

Celebrities I've Encountered

  • Celebrities I Know Personally:

  • Kendra Jade Rossi (former porn star; reality TV star)
  • Lukas Rossi (winner of Rock Star Supernova; former vocalist of my band SouthDown)
  • Paul McCoy (Grammy-winning Evanescence collaborator; frontman of 12 Stones)
  • Camille Baudoin (guitarist for The Radiators; my second-cousin)
  • Jared Blake (country musician; contestant on The Voice)
  • Fernando "Nando" Dominguez III (Grammy-winning Latin music vocalist; former vocalist of my band SouthDown)
  • Co-Ruff (rapper signed to Master P's No Limit Forever roster; collaborator with my band SouthDown)


The Greatest Entertainers in Comedy

  1. Charlie Chaplin
  2. The Three Stooges
  3. The Marx Brothers
  4. Bill Cosby
  5. Lucille Ball
  6. Buster Keaton
  7. Richard Pryor
  8. Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy
  9. Woody Allen
  10. Peter Sellers
  11. Monty Python
  12. Bud Abbott and Lou Costello
  13. Mel Blanc
  14. George Carlin
  15. Jerry Lewis
  16. Lenny Bruce
  17. Jackie Gleason
  18. Johnny Carson
  19. Steve Martin
  20. George Burns and Gracie Allen
  21. Eddie Murphy
  22. Robin Williams
  23. Joan Rivers
  24. Rodney Dangerfield
  25. Bob Hope
  26. Jim Carrey
  27. Phyllis Diller
  28. Red Foxx
  29. Dick Van Dyke
  30. Mel Brooks
  31. Spike Jones
  32. Bill Murray
  33. David Letterman
  34. Bob Newhart
  35. Jonathan Winters
  36. Gene Wilder
  37. Carol Burnett
  38. Adam Sandler
  39. Don Ri

Birthstones

  • January - Garnet
  • February - Amethyst
  • March - Aquamarine
  • April - Diamond
  • May - Emerald
  • June - Pearl
  • July - Ruby
  • August - Peridot
  • September - Sapphire
  • October - Opal
  • November - Topaz
  • December - Turquoise

My Celebrity Crushes

  1. M.I.A.
  2. Jennifer Lawrence
  3. Linn Berggren
  4. Charli XCX
  5. Jennifer Connelly
  6. Jenny McCarthy
  7. Katy Perry
  8. Famke Janssen
  9. Kelly Monaco
  10. Christina Hendricks
  11. Tiffany Smith
  12. Demi Lovato
  13. Elizabeth Banks
  14. Natalie Portman
  15. Zooey Deschanel
  16. Hilary Duff
  17. Jenny Berggren
  18. Iskra Lawrence
  19. Vivien Leigh
  20. Laura Linney
  21. Izabella Scorupco
  22. Emma Bunton
  23. Cecily Strong
  24. Annette O'Toole
  25. Christina Aguilera
  26. Shannen Doherty
  27. Zuleikha Robinson

100 Most Common Words in the English Language

  1. the
  2. be
  3. to
  4. of
  5. and
  6. a
  7. in
  8. that
  9. have
  10. I
  11. it
  12. for
  13. not
  14. on
  15. with
  16. he
  17. as
  18. you
  19. do
  20. at
  21. this
  22. but
  23. his
  24. by
  25. from
  26. they
  27. we
  28. say
  29. her
  30. she
  31. or
  32. an
  33. will
  34. my
  35. one
  36. all
  37. would
  38. there
  39. their
  40. what
  41. so
  42. up
  43. out
  44. if
  45. about
  46. who
  47. get
  48. which
  49. go
  50. me
  51. when
  52. make
  53. can
  54. like
  55. time
  56. no
  57. just
  58. him
  59. know
  60. take
  61. people
  62. into
  63. year
  64. your
  65. good
  66. some
  67. could
  68. them
  69. see
  70. other
  71. than
  72. then
  73. now
  74. look
  75. only
  76. come
  77. its
  78. over
  79. think
  80. also
  81. back
  82. after
  83. use
  84. two
  85. how
  86. our
  87. work
  88. first
  89. well
  90. way
  91. even
  92. new
  93. want
  94. because
  95. any
  96. these
  97. give
  98. day
  99. most
  100. us

Those Who Share My Other Son's Birthday

  • September 10
  • Arnold Palmer
  • Philip Baker Hall
  • Karl Lagerfeld
  • Charles Kuralt
  • Roger Maris
  • Stephen Jay Gould
  • Jose Feliciano
  • Bob Lanier
  • Bill O'Reilly
  • Amy Irving
  • Erick Zonca
  • Chris Columbus
  • Alison Bechdel
  • Colin Firth
  • David Lowery (CVB, Cracker)
  • Randy Johnson
  • Bill Stevenson (Descendents)
  • Joe Nieuwendyk
  • Big Daddy Kane
  • Guy Ritchie
  • Ryan Phillipe
  • Ben Wallace
  • Gustavo Kuerten
  • Joey Votto

Harold and?

My Favorite Stand-Up Comics

  1. George Carlin
  2. Chris Rock
  3. Bill Hicks
  4. Pablo Francisco
  5. Ron White
  6. Lewis Black
  7. Jim Carrey
  8. Dom Irrera
  9. Sam Kinison
  10. Louis C.K.
  11. Bert Kreischer
  12. Jeff Dunham
  13. Robin Williams
  14. Bill Engvall
  15. Emo Phillips
  16. Patton Oswalt
  17. Jeff Foxworthy
  18. Bill Maher
  19. Katt Williams
  20. Zach Galifinakis
  21. Greg Giraldo

Things I have on my desk which should not really be there

  • Glass tumbler (x1)
  • Tea stained mug (x1)
  • Empty can of Foster's lager (x1)
  • Beaker (x1)
  • Side plate (x1)
  • Banana skin (x1)
  • Pen lid without corresponding pen (x2)
  • Long since discarded duster (x1)
  • Cordless phone (x1)
  • Apple core (x3)
  • Threaded tapestry needle sans tapestry (x1)
  • Crumbs (numerous)

Things I miss