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My Occupy Demands List
Submitted by avl28804 on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 13:00Tags:
- Personal jet packs that run on children's laughter
- A saddle for my unicorn. Oh, yeah, and I need a unicorn.
- A stop to all physical, emotion, verbal, sports-related, and theatrical violence.
- Pay me a living wage to write "demand" lists all day.
- Outlaw chuckling, Chuck Norris, chuck roast (any meat-related name containing the word chuck), the TV show Chuck, and people named Chuck, Charlie, Charles, Chas, etc.
- Turn down service each night (optional chocolate on pillow, not optional!)
- Three wishes and one of them can be for more wishes.
Clone of Funny Things To Do In An Elevator
Submitted by Love2Read on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 12:12Tags:
- When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
- Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
- Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
- Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
- Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg.
Book to read before you die
Submitted by Megan140 on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 01:44Tags:
- Bachman Books Stephen King
- Blood Groove Alex Bledsoe
- By Blood We Live edited by John Joseph Adams
- Child Thief Brom
- Cirque Du Freak Darren Shan
- The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant Stephen Donaldson
- Lord Foul's Bane
- The Ill-earth War
- The Power that Preserves
- Wounded Land
- The One tree
- White Gold Wielder Spoiler: Highlight to viewHe dies in the end
- Darwin Awards Wendy Northcutt
- Everything's Eventual: 14 Dark Tales Stephen King
- From the Borderlands Edited by Elizabeth E.
Ugly, Strange and Funny Geographical Names
Submitted by Sjophiki on Sat, 12/18/2010 - 10:00Tags:
- Walla Walla, United States
- Wank am See, Germany
- Bkurrengel, Palau
- Sexbierum {Sex and Beer Town}, Netherlands
- Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
- Bruray, Scotland
- Fucking, Austria
- Toadsuck, United States
- Kissing, Germany
- Dildo, Canada
- Å, Norway
- Frog Suck, United States
- Petting, Germany
- Anus, France
- Accident, United States
- Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand
- Boring, United States
- Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales
- Intercourse, United States
- Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!
Your Favorite Blue-Collared (Redneck) Comedian?
Submitted by allegheny on Tue, 06/06/2006 - 01:48Tags:
Do You believe in Bigfoot?
Submitted by allegheny on Wed, 02/08/2006 - 03:52Tags:
- 5 comments
- 1451 reads
The Greatest of the Top Ten Comedians (List Provided By Comedy Central)
Submitted by allegheny on Mon, 01/23/2006 - 09:58Tags:
- 6 comments
- 7552 reads
