Short Observation on Piero Scaruffi

Does anyone else find it kind of odd how Piero Scaruffi uses Comic Sans font for many of his political articles?

Pretty unfitting for what are supposed to be serious political writings...

Author Comments: 

I'm predicting someday a bunch of Piero Scaruffi haters will come along and theorize that he's just trolling the world with his musical opinions. And this may be used as another piece of proof.

Funny Piero Scaruffi Quotes

Since Piero Scaruffi is one of the harshest critics there is, reading some of his reviews can provide some comic relief. I don't agree with most of the things he has to say here, but they're all quite humorous.

On the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts' Club Band:

Author Comments: 

I love that Britney Spears one. But the rest I disagree with (especially the Radiohead and Beatles ones).

On the MBV page: he corrected the "Maybe there were not so great after all" to "Maybe they were not so great after all" after I emailed him about it.

He has just done some new reviews of late 2013/2014 albums. This'll be good.

Newly added quotes marked with asterisks.

My Occupy Demands List

  1. Personal jet packs that run on children's laughter
  2. A saddle for my unicorn. Oh, yeah, and I need a unicorn.
  3. A stop to all physical, emotion, verbal, sports-related, and theatrical violence.
  4. Pay me a living wage to write "demand" lists all day.
  5. Outlaw chuckling, Chuck Norris, chuck roast (any meat-related name containing the word chuck), the TV show Chuck, and people named Chuck, Charlie, Charles, Chas, etc.
  6. Turn down service each night (optional chocolate on pillow, not optional!)
  7. Three wishes and one of them can be for more wishes.

Clone of Funny Things To Do In An Elevator

  1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
  2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
  3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
  4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
  5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg.

Book to read before you die

  1. Bachman Books Stephen King
  2. Blood Groove Alex Bledsoe
  3. By Blood We Live edited by John Joseph Adams
  4. Child Thief Brom
  5. Cirque Du Freak Darren Shan
  6. The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant Stephen Donaldson
  7. Lord Foul's Bane
  8. The Ill-earth War
  9. The Power that Preserves
  10. Wounded Land
  11. The One tree
  12. White Gold Wielder
    Spoiler: Highlight to view
    He dies in the end
  13. Darwin Awards Wendy Northcutt
  14. Everything's Eventual: 14 Dark Tales Stephen King
  15. From the Borderlands Edited by Elizabeth E.

Ugly, Strange and Funny Geographical Names

  1. Walla Walla, United States
  2. Wank am See, Germany
  3. Bkurrengel, Palau
  4. Sexbierum {Sex and Beer Town}, Netherlands
  5. Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
  6. Bruray, Scotland
  7. Fucking, Austria
  8. Toadsuck, United States
  9. Kissing, Germany
  10. Dildo, Canada
  11. Å, Norway
  12. Frog Suck, United States
  13. Petting, Germany
  14. Anus, France
  15. Accident, United States
  16. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand
  17. Boring, United States
  18. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales
  19. Intercourse, United States
  20. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!

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