FLUFF

user warning: Table './listology/profile_values' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: SELECT f.name, f.type, v.value FROM profile_fields f INNER JOIN profile_values v ON f.fid = v.fid WHERE uid = 0 in /usr/local/apache2/htdocs/listology.com/modules/profile/profile.module on line 229.

Stumpy's Favorite Southern Sayings

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  • I won't say it's far, but I had to grease the wagon twice before I hit the main road.
  • Busy as a funeral home fan in July.
  • If a trip around the world cost a dollar, I couldn't get to the state line.
  • We were so poor I had a tumbleweed as a pet.
  • He looks like he was inside the outhouse when lightening struck.
  • She looks like she was born down wind from the outhouse.
  • Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
  • Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
  • Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.