Off-the-Beaten-Path Jobs For Me to Consider
Submitted by shan2001 on Mon, 10/24/2005 - 11:06
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- Graphic Novelist- If only I could actually draw. I don't think stick figures would work very well.
- Escort- I'm not "womanly, bubbly, outgoing, and refined" enough, it seems.
- Truck Driver- If only I could learn to drive a regular car first...
- Tarot Reader/Psychic- I could be the next Miss Cleo... but I'd feel too bad about misleading people.
- Porno Scriptwriter- What porno needs a script? :-p
- Wedding Planner- I don't know my flowers, heh...
- Travel Agent- I always liked to order & look at vacation brochures when I was a kid. But who needs a travel agent when everyone has Expedia and Travelocity at their fingertips these days? :-\
- Nevada Brothel Girl- erm...
Author Comments:
Feel free to give me suggestions. I'm having a quarter-life crisis. :-(
May I suggest wine critic? It's all over the place. People describe wine in a manner that would remind me of a nymphomaniac describing sex. (or maybe I'm retarded in such matters)
Or maybe really nice DJing?
I don't like wine, but I wouldn't mind being a restaurant or food critic. :-p
Are you even allowed to be a restaurant or food critic if you don't like wine? ;)
No idea. :-p I'm sure I can write a good review of the Coke though. :-p
No problemo. America's leading wine critic was " brought up on a healthy diet of coke and burgers".
Maybe not a graphic novel per say but the stick drawings in
Wimpy Kid series seem to work.