South Park: Rated

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  1. Season 1 (13 episodes)

  2. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe: 9.1
  3. Weight Gain 4000: 7.2
  4. Volcano: 9.7
  5. Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride: 7.0
  6. An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig: 7.3
  7. Death: 9.6
  8. Pinkeye: 10
  9. Damien: 9.8
  10. Starvin’ Marvin: 7.4
  11. Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo: 7.6
  12. Tom’s Rhinoplasty: 8.8
  13. Mecha Streisand: 5.9
  14. Cartman’s Mom is a Dirty Slut: 8.6
  15. Season average: 8.3
  16. Season 2 (18 episodes)

  17. Terrance & Phillip in Not without my anus: 8.5
  18. Cartman’s Mom is Still a Dirty Slut: 7.9
  19. Chickenlover: 8.8
  20. Ike’s Wee Wee: 7.5
  21. Conjoined Fetus Lady: 7.2
  22. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka: 9.7
  23. City on the Edge of Forever: 4.3
  24. Summer Sucks: 9.2
  25. Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls: 9.0
  26. Chickenpox: 7.5
  27. Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods: 6.6
  28. Clubhouses: 8.7
  29. Cow Days: 9.1
  30. Chef Aid: 10
  31. Spooky Fish: 10
  32. Merry Christmas Charlie Manson: 10
  33. Gnomes: 9.6
  34. Prehistoric Ice Man: 9.5
  35. Season average: 8.5
  36. Season 3 (17 episodes)

  37. Rainforest Schmainforest: 9.6
  38. Spontaneous Combustion: 9.8
  39. Succubus: 9.4
  40. Tweek Vs. Craig: 6.1
  41. Jakovasaurs: 8.6
  42. Sexual Harassment Panda: 10
  43. Cat Orgy: 7.2
  44. Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub: 8.5
  45. Jewbilee: 7.7
  46. Chinpokomon: 10
  47. Starvin’ Marvin in Space: 8.3
  48. Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery: 10
  49. Hooked on Monkey Phonics: 8.5
  50. The Red Badge of Gayness: 10
  51. Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics: 4.0
  52. Are you there God – It’s me, Jesus: 9.2
  53. World Wide Recorder Concert: 9.1
  54. Season average: 8.6
  55. Season 4 (17 episodes)

  56. Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime: 9.5
  57. The Tooth Fairy Tats: 10
  58. Quintuplets: 9.3
  59. Timmy 2000: 8.5
  60. Pip: 4.5
  61. Cartman Joins NAMBLA: 5.8
  62. Cherokee Hair Tampons: 8.8
  63. Chef Goes Nanners: 9.7
  64. Something You Can Do With Your Finger: 9.4
  65. Do the Handicapped go to Hell: 9.5
  66. Probably: 9.2
  67. Fourth Grade: 9.8
  68. Trapper Keeper: 10
  69. Helen Keller – The Musical: 7.2
  70. Fat Camp: 6.3
  71. The Wacky Molestation Adventure: 10
  72. A Very Crappy Christmas: 6.8
  73. Season average: 8.5
  74. Season 5 (14 episodes)

  75. Scott Tenorman Must Die: 10
  76. It Hits the Fan: 10
  77. Cripple Fight: 7.2
  78. Super Best Friends: 10
  79. Terrance & Phillip – Behind the Blow: 6.8
  80. Cartmanland: 10
  81. Proper Condom Use: 9.2
  82. Towelie: 10
  83. Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants: 9.7
  84. How to Eat With Your Butt: 7.8
  85. The Entity: 5.9
  86. Here Comes the Neighborhood: 9.6
  87. Kenny Dies: 9.8
  88. Butters’ Very Own Episode: 9.5
  89. Season average: 9.0
  90. Season 6 (17 episodes)

  91. Freak Strike: 8.5
  92. Jared Has Aides: 8.2
  93. Asspen: 9.8
  94. The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer: 9.7
  95. Fun With Veal: 7.8
  96. Professor Chaos: 9.6
  97. The Simpsons Already Did It: 10
  98. Red Hot Catholic Love: 4.3
  99. Free Hat: 10
  100. Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society: 9.8
  101. Child Abduction is Not Funny: 10
  102. A Ladder to Heaven: 9.2
  103. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers: 10
  104. The Death Camp of Tolerance: 3.8
  105. The Biggest Douche in the Universe: 10
  106. My Future Self and Me: 9.7
  107. Red Sleigh Down: 8.1
  108. Season average: 8.7
  109. Season 7 (15 episodes)

  110. I’m a little bit Country: 6.5
  111. Krazy Kripples: 9.6
  112. Toilet Paper: 10
  113. Cancelled: 9.3
  114. Fatt Butt and Pancake Head: 10
  115. Lil’ Crime Stoppers: 10
  116. Red Mans Greed: 7.4
  117. South Park is Gay: 9.5
  118. Christian Rock Hard: 10
  119. Grey Dawn: 9.3
  120. Casa Bonita: 10
  121. All about the Mormons?: 9.1
  122. Butt Out: 9.4
  123. Raisins: 8.2
  124. It’s Christmas Time in Canada: 10
  125. Season average: 9.2
  126. Season 8 (14 episodes)

  127. Good Times With Weapons: 9.5
  128. AWESOM-O: 10
  129. Up the Down Steroid: 8.7
  130. The Passion of the Jew: 6.3
  131. You Got F’d in the A: 10
  132. Goobacks: 6.6
  133. The Jeffersons: 4.7
  134. Douche and Turd: 10
  135. Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes: 10
  136. Pre School: 8.5
  137. Quest for Ratings: 9.6
  138. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset: 1.8
  139. Cartman’s Incredible Gift: 8.5
  140. Woodland Critter Christmas: 9.7
  141. Season average: 8.1
  142. Season 9 (14 episodes)

  143. Mr. Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina: 4.2
  144. Die Hippie, Die: 10
  145. Wing: 7.2
  146. Best Friends Forever: 7.8
  147. The Losing Edge: 9.4
  148. The Death of Eric Cartman: 10
  149. Erection Day: 5.6
  150. Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow: 10
  151. Marjorine: 10
  152. Follow That Egg: 4.3
  153. Ginger Kids: 10
  154. Trapped in the Closet: 9.7
  155. Free Willzyx: 1.2
  156. Bloody Mary: 9.7
  157. Season average: 7.8
  158. Season 10 (14 episodes)

  159. The Return of Chef!: 3.3
  160. Smug Alert!: 9.7
  161. Cartoon Wars: 10
  162. Cartoon Wars Part II: 10
  163. A Million Little Fibers: 0.0
  164. Manbearpig: 9.2
  165. Tsst: 8.6
  166. Make Love, Not Warcraft: 6.2
  167. Mystery Of The Urinal Deuce: 10
  168. Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy: 8.4
  169. Hell On Earth 2006: 9.3
  170. Go, God, Go! Part II: 5.8
  171. Go, God, Go! XII: 4.3
  172. Stanley's Cup: 4.0
  173. Season average: 7.1
  174. Season 11 (14 episodes)

  175. With Apologies to Jesse Jackson: 6.8
  176. Cartman Sucks: 9.4
  177. Lice Capades: 4.2
  178. The Snuke: 10
  179. Fantastic Easter Special: 10
  180. D-Yikes: 7.8
  181. Night Of The Living Homeless: 9.8
  182. Le Petit Tourette: 8.2
  183. More Crap: 3.4
  184. Imaginationland: 10
  185. Imaginationland II: 10
  186. Imaginationland III: 10
  187. Guitar Queer-O: 10
  188. The List: 10
  189. Season average: 8.5
  190. Season 12 (14 episodes)

  191. Tonsil Trouble: 6.7
  192. Britney's New Look: 4.8
  193. Major Boobage: 6.3
  194. Canada On Strike: 9.8
  195. Eek, a Penis!: 8.2
  196. Over Logging: 9.3
  197. Super Fun Time: 9.4
  198. The China Probrem: 6.0
  199. Breast Cancer Show Ever: 9.0
  200. Pandemic: 5.8
  201. Pandemic 2: The Startling: 7.7
  202. About Last Night...: 7.1
  203. Elementary School Musical: 9.2
  204. The Ungroundable: 9.8
  205. Season average: 7.8
  206. Season 13 (14 episodes)

  207. The Ring: 8.6
  208. The Coon: 8.1
  209. Margaritaville: 9.5
  210. Eat, Pray, Queef: 0.4
  211. Fishsticks: 9.0
  212. Pinewood Derby: 6.9
  213. Fatbeard: 6.7
  214. Dead Celebrities: 6.8
  215. Butters' Bottom Bitch: 6.5
  216. W.T.F.: 9.0
  217. Whale Whores: 7.9
  218. The F Word: 7.3
  219. Dances With Smurfs: 8.4
  220. Pee: 9.2
  221. Season 14 (???)

  222. Sexual Healing: 5.8
  223. The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs: 8.2
  224. Medicinal Fried Chicken: 7.6
  225. You Have 0 Friends: 9.4
  226. 200: 8.8
  227. 201: 8.6
  228. Crippled Summer: 5.5
Author Comments: 

I love this show more than I thought I would. It's raunchy, often disgusting and usually offensive, but it has a lot of qualities, good jokes and, for some reason, loveable characters.

Ok, so now I'm probably just overrating episodes

I'd say S5 and 6 are best, so you've plenty to look forward to yet.

I've heard good things about those seasons

Only a few more episodes, and I'll start on season 5

Personally, I think this list is too lenient. Is 7 average? I wouldn't know.

Also, towards the modern seasons, South Park degenerates into solid crap, so, enjoy it while it lasts.

5 would be average

I'm just a lenient person. I find it harder to hate something than to love something

South Park is often brilliant, but it's not the only brilliant thing by Trey & Matt.

I found "The F Word" to be hilarious and true. I would personally give it a 9.0 out of 10.

Well, I personally didn't think it was constantly hilarious. There were great jokes, but just not enough to keep it funny all the way through.

But hey, to each their own!