Seinfeld: Rated

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  1. Season 1 (5 episodes)

  2. The Seinfeld Chronicles: 4.1
  3. Male Unbonding: 5.1
  4. The Stake Out: 5.5
  5. The Robbery: 5.9
  6. The Stock Tip: 5.6
  7. Season average: 5.2
  8. Season 2 (12 episodes)

  9. The Ex-Girlfriend: 7.6
  10. The Pony Remark: 6.5
  11. The Jacket: 7.0
  12. The Phone Message: 8.0
  13. The Apartment: 6.4
  14. The Statue: 3.8
  15. The Revenge: 4.9
  16. The Heart Attack: 6.9
  17. The Deal: 7.2
  18. The Baby Shower: 3.7
  19. The Chinese Restaurant: 7.7
  20. The Busboy: 8.2
  21. Season average: 6.5
  22. Season 3 (23 episodes)

  23. The Note: 7.5
  24. The Truth: 7.8
  25. The Pen: 5.6
  26. The Dog: 4.7
  27. The Library: 5.3
  28. The Parking Garage: 4.5
  29. The Cafe: 8.5
  30. The Tape: 9.0
  31. The Nose Job: 6.4
  32. The Stranded: 4.8
  33. The Alternate Side: 9.2
  34. The Red Dot: 7.8
  35. The Subway: 8.4
  36. The Pez Dispenser: 6.8
  37. The Suicide: 5.4
  38. The Fix-Up: 5.1
  39. The Boyfriend: Part 1: 9.4
  40. The Boyfriend: Part 2: 9.2
  41. The Limo: 9.5
  42. The Good Samaritan: 7.6
  43. The Letter: 6.6
  44. The Parking Space: 7.8
  45. The Keys: 7.2
  46. Season average: 7.1
  47. Season 4 (24 episodes)

  48. The Trip: Part 1: 7.0
  49. The Trip: Part 2: 6.8
  50. The Pitch: 8.2
  51. The Ticket: 7.8
  52. The Wallet: 9.1
  53. The Watch: 8.0
  54. The Bubble Boy
  55. The Cheever Letters
  56. The Opera
  57. The Virgin
  58. The Contest
  59. The Airport
  60. The Pick
  61. The Movie
  62. The Visa
  63. The Shoes
  64. The Outing
  65. The Old Man
  66. The Implant
  67. The Junior Mint
  68. The Smelly Car
  69. The Handicap Spot
  70. The Pilot: Part 1
  71. The Pilot: Part 2
  72. Season 5 (22 episodes)

  73. The Mango
  74. The Puffy Shirt
  75. The Glasses
  76. The Sniffing Accountant
  77. The Bris
  78. The Lip Reader
  79. The Non-Fat Yoghurt
  80. The Barber
  81. The Masseuse
  82. The Cigar Store Indian
  83. The Conversion
  84. The Stall
  85. The Dinner Party
  86. The Marine Biologist
  87. The Pie
  88. The Stand-In
  89. The Wife
  90. The Raincoats: Part 1
  91. The Raincoats: Part 2
  92. The Fire
  93. The Hamptons
  94. The Opposite
  95. Season 6 (24 episodes)

  96. The Chaperone
  97. The Big Salad
  98. The Pledge Drive
  99. The Chinese Woman
  100. The Couch
  101. The Gymnast
  102. The Soup
  103. The Mom & Pop Store
  104. The Secretary
  105. The Race
  106. The Switch
  107. The Label Maker
  108. The Scofflaw
  109. The Highlights Of 100: Part 1
  110. The Highlights Of 100: Part 2
  111. The Beard
  112. The Kiss Hello
  113. The Doorman
  114. The Jimmy
  115. The Doodle
  116. The Fusilli Jerry
  117. The Diplomat's Club
  118. The Face Painter
  119. The Understudy
  120. Season 7 (24 episodes)

  121. The Engagement
  122. The Postponement
  123. The Maestro
  124. The Wink
  125. The Hot Tub
  126. The Soup Nazi
  127. The Secret Code
  128. The Pool Guy
  129. The Sponge
  130. The Gum
  131. The Rye
  132. The Caddy
  133. The Seven
  134. The Cadillac: Part 1
  135. The Cadillac: Part 2
  136. The Shower Head
  137. The Doll
  138. The Friars Club
  139. The Wig Master
  140. The Calzone
  141. The Bottle Deposit: Part 1
  142. The Bottle Deposit: Part 2
  143. The Wait Out
  144. The Invitations
  145. Season 8 (22 episodes)

  146. The Foundation
  147. The Soul Mate
  148. The Bizarro Jerry
  149. The Little Kicks
  150. The Package
  151. The Fatigues
  152. The Checks
  153. The Chicken Roaster
  154. The Abstincence
  155. The Andrea Doria
  156. The Little Jerry
  157. The Money
  158. The Comebacks
  159. The Van Duren Boys
  160. The Susie
  161. The Pothole
  162. The English Patient
  163. The Nap
  164. The Yada Yada
  165. The Milennium
  166. The Muffin Tops
  167. The Summer Of George
  168. Season 9 (24 episodes)

  169. The Butter Shave
  170. The Voice
  171. The Serenity Now
  172. The Blood
  173. The Junk Mail
  174. The Merv Griffin Shiw
  175. The Slicer
  176. The Betrayal
  177. The Apology
  178. The Strike
  179. The Dealership
  180. The Reverse Peephole
  181. The Cartoon
  182. The Strong Box
  183. The Wizard
  184. The Burning
  185. The Bookstore
  186. The Frogger
  187. The Maid
  188. The Puerto Rican Day
  189. The Clip Show: Part 1
  190. The Clip Show: Part 2
  191. The Finale: Part 1
  192. The Finale: Part 2
Author Comments: 

This is literal madness. I've only seen the very first episode and I didn't like it. Yet, I'm going to give this untill the end of season 2. If I don't like it even a little bit by then, the list goes.

I tried something similar with Family Guy recently, but season 1 made me laugh only once, which is not a good sign. This has made me laugh twice in its otherwise weak first episode. Good sign?

u clearly lack a sense of humor...have u tried smoking marijuana?

I can see not liking Family Guy but if you don't like Seinfeld maybe the sitcom isn't for you??

Well, I've liked several episodes so far. The Phone Message was pretty hilarious, most of the time.

I do think that I probably made this list a bit too soon.

Since the quirkiness of Larry David might not be your bag, maybe you should try seasons eight and nine which are funnier episodes where the plots are a little more crazy and off the wall. If you don't like those episodes either, then I must ask...what do you find funny?