Seinfeld: Rated

Submitted by rudolf55 on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 09:45
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  1. Season 1 (5 episodes)

  2. The Seinfeld Chronicles: 4.1
  3. Male Unbonding: 5.1
  4. The Stake Out: 5.5
  5. The Robbery: 5.9
  6. The Stock Tip: 5.6
  8. Season average: 5.2

  10. Season 2 (12 episodes)

  11. The Ex-Girlfriend: 7.6
  12. The Pony Remark: 6.5
  13. The Jacket: 7.0
  14. The Phone Message: 8.0
  15. The Apartment: 6.4
  16. The Statue: 3.8
  17. The Revenge: 4.9
  18. The Heart Attack: 6.9
  19. The Deal: 7.2
  20. The Baby Shower: 3.7
  21. The Chinese Restaurant: 7.7
  22. The Busboy: 8.2
  24. Season average: 6.5

  26. Season 3 (23 episodes)

  27. The Note: 7.5
  28. The Truth: 7.8
  29. The Pen: 5.6
  30. The Dog: 4.7
  31. The Library: 5.3
  32. The Parking Garage: 4.5
  33. The Cafe: 8.5
  34. The Tape: 9.0
  35. The Nose Job: 6.4
  36. The Stranded: 4.8
  37. The Alternate Side: 9.2
  38. The Red Dot: 7.8
  39. The Subway: 8.4
  40. The Pez Dispenser: 6.8
  41. The Suicide: 5.4
  42. The Fix-Up: 5.1
  43. The Boyfriend: Part 1: 9.4
  44. The Boyfriend: Part 2: 9.2
  45. The Limo: 9.5
  46. The Good Samaritan: 7.6
  47. The Letter: 6.6
  48. The Parking Space: 7.8
  49. The Keys: 7.2
  51. Season average: 7.1

  53. Season 4 (24 episodes)

  54. The Trip: Part 1: 7.0
  55. The Trip: Part 2: 6.8
  56. The Pitch: 8.2
  57. The Ticket: 7.8
  58. The Wallet: 9.1
  59. The Watch: 8.0
  60. The Bubble Boy
  61. The Cheever Letters
  62. The Opera
  63. The Virgin
  64. The Contest
  65. The Airport
  66. The Pick
  67. The Movie
  68. The Visa
  69. The Shoes
  70. The Outing
  71. The Old Man
  72. The Implant
  73. The Junior Mint
  74. The Smelly Car
  75. The Handicap Spot
  76. The Pilot: Part 1
  77. The Pilot: Part 2

  79. Season 5 (22 episodes)

  80. The Mango
  81. The Puffy Shirt
  82. The Glasses
  83. The Sniffing Accountant
  84. The Bris
  85. The Lip Reader
  86. The Non-Fat Yoghurt
  87. The Barber
  88. The Masseuse
  89. The Cigar Store Indian
  90. The Conversion
  91. The Stall
  92. The Dinner Party
  93. The Marine Biologist
  94. The Pie
  95. The Stand-In
  96. The Wife
  97. The Raincoats: Part 1
  98. The Raincoats: Part 2
  99. The Fire
  100. The Hamptons
  101. The Opposite

  103. Season 6 (24 episodes)

  104. The Chaperone
  105. The Big Salad
  106. The Pledge Drive
  107. The Chinese Woman
  108. The Couch
  109. The Gymnast
  110. The Soup
  111. The Mom & Pop Store
  112. The Secretary
  113. The Race
  114. The Switch
  115. The Label Maker
  116. The Scofflaw
  117. The Highlights Of 100: Part 1
  118. The Highlights Of 100: Part 2
  119. The Beard
  120. The Kiss Hello
  121. The Doorman
  122. The Jimmy
  123. The Doodle
  124. The Fusilli Jerry
  125. The Diplomat's Club
  126. The Face Painter
  127. The Understudy

  129. Season 7 (24 episodes)

  130. The Engagement
  131. The Postponement
  132. The Maestro
  133. The Wink
  134. The Hot Tub
  135. The Soup Nazi
  136. The Secret Code
  137. The Pool Guy
  138. The Sponge
  139. The Gum
  140. The Rye
  141. The Caddy
  142. The Seven
  143. The Cadillac: Part 1
  144. The Cadillac: Part 2
  145. The Shower Head
  146. The Doll
  147. The Friars Club
  148. The Wig Master
  149. The Calzone
  150. The Bottle Deposit: Part 1
  151. The Bottle Deposit: Part 2
  152. The Wait Out
  153. The Invitations

  155. Season 8 (22 episodes)

  156. The Foundation
  157. The Soul Mate
  158. The Bizarro Jerry
  159. The Little Kicks
  160. The Package
  161. The Fatigues
  162. The Checks
  163. The Chicken Roaster
  164. The Abstincence
  165. The Andrea Doria
  166. The Little Jerry
  167. The Money
  168. The Comebacks
  169. The Van Duren Boys
  170. The Susie
  171. The Pothole
  172. The English Patient
  173. The Nap
  174. The Yada Yada
  175. The Milennium
  176. The Muffin Tops
  177. The Summer Of George

  179. Season 9 (24 episodes)

  180. The Butter Shave
  181. The Voice
  182. The Serenity Now
  183. The Blood
  184. The Junk Mail
  185. The Merv Griffin Shiw
  186. The Slicer
  187. The Betrayal
  188. The Apology
  189. The Strike
  190. The Dealership
  191. The Reverse Peephole
  192. The Cartoon
  193. The Strong Box
  194. The Wizard
  195. The Burning
  196. The Bookstore
  197. The Frogger
  198. The Maid
  199. The Puerto Rican Day
  200. The Clip Show: Part 1
  201. The Clip Show: Part 2
  202. The Finale: Part 1
  203. The Finale: Part 2
Author Comments: 

This is literal madness. I've only seen the very first episode and I didn't like it. Yet, I'm going to give this untill the end of season 2. If I don't like it even a little bit by then, the list goes.

I tried something similar with Family Guy recently, but season 1 made me laugh only once, which is not a good sign. This has made me laugh twice in its otherwise weak first episode. Good sign?

podizz12/01/2009

u clearly lack a sense of humor...have u tried smoking marijuana?

JAMOOL12/08/2009

I can see not liking Family Guy but if you don't like Seinfeld maybe the sitcom isn't for you??

rudolf5512/10/2009

Well, I've liked several episodes so far. The Phone Message was pretty hilarious, most of the time.

I do think that I probably made this list a bit too soon.

PDRguy0701/11/2010

Since the quirkiness of Larry David might not be your bag, maybe you should try seasons eight and nine which are funnier episodes where the plots are a little more crazy and off the wall. If you don't like those episodes either, then I must ask...what do you find funny?