I Wouldn't Brake for this Disney Character if They Darted In Front of My Car on a Poorly Lit Street

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Vehicular manslaughter is no laughing matter, unless it involves cartoons.

Was this whether would "break," i.e. breakdance, or whether I would brake--stop my car--for them?

I would breakdance for all of them and only not break for Michael Eisner.

It was actually whether you would enjoy a coffee or a cigarette break with them, tough since dogs and bears lack opposable thumbs. If you wouldn't brAKE for Michael Eisner, maybe it's time you put your money where your mouth is and rock the vote.