Supernintendo Chalmers is a bit of a stretch I know.
Groundskeeper Willie hands down, though Otto is always good for a laugh. "They call them fingers, but I never see them fing."
There's narry an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman. Go Willy go!
Lunchlady Doris, do ye have any grease? THEN GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!!!!!
Nice to see the Scotsman leading the voting. And that may very well be my favorite Simpsons quote of all time. The other one may be the bowling guy's response to Marge's chagrined apology after accidentally throwing her ball into his lane: "entirely my fault." The delivery and French accent are everything.