The Most Memorable Quotes in the History of Saturday Night Live

  1. "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"
  2. "I'll take 'The Rapist' for 500, Alex"-Celebrity Jeopardy
  3. "I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell"
  4. "Schwing!"-Wayne's World
  5. "Daaaaa Beeears"- Bill Swerski's Superfans
  6. "Jane, you ignorant slut"-Point/Counterpoint
  7. "You look... mahvelous!"-Fernando
  8. "Beisbol been bery, bery good to me!"- Chico Escuela
  9. "Living in a van down by the river!"-Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker
  10. "And that's the way it was, and we liked it! We loved it"-Grump Old Man
  11. "Well isn't that special?"-Church Lady
  12. "Yeeaaa, that's the ticket!"-Tommy Flanagan, the Pathological Liar
  13. "We are, two wild and crazy guys!"-The Festrunk Brothers
  14. "Sometimes, when I get nervous, I put my fingers under my arms, and then smell them like this..."-Mary Katherine Gallagher
  15. "Ooooh! It's a lady!" -Ladies Man
  16. "Sprechen sie dick?" -Gay Hitler
  17. "Talk amongst yourselves"-Coffie Talk
  18. "Buh-bye"-Total Bastard Airlines
  19. "And you aaare?"...-Dick Clark's Receptionist
  20. I am Hans...Und I am Franz...Und ve just vant to pump...YOU UP!
  21. "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not" -Weekend Update
  22. "She choppin’ broccoli"-Derek Stevens
  23. "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."-Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smiley
  24. "For those of you who don't 'habla espanol,' El Nino is Spanish for...the nino."
  25. "Simma down now"
  26. "To Bill Brasky!"
  27. "Consume mass quantities!"-The Coneheads
  28. "Acting!"-Master Thespian
  29. "You can't-a have-a de Mango!" -Mango
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