Breaking Bad's Greatest Jesse Pinkman Quotes

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  • Jesse: Dude, you scared the shit out of me. When you say it's contamination. I mean, I'm thinking like... an ebola leak or something.
  • Walt: Ebola.
  • Jesse: Yeah, it's a disease on the Discovery Channel where all your intestines sort of just slip right out of your butt.
  • Jesse: Okay. You need to cut out all your loser cry-baby crap RIGHT NOW and think of something SCIENTIFIC.
  • Walt: Something scientific? Right.
  • Jesse: What? Come on! Man, you're smart. You made poison out of beans, yo. Look, we got, we got an entire lab right here. Alright? How about you pick some of these chemicals and mix up some rocket fuel? That way you could just send up a signal flare. Or you make some kind of robot to get us help, or a homing device, or build a new battery, or... Wait. No. What if we just take some stuff off of the RV and build it into something completely different? You know, like a... Like a dune buggy. That way, we can just dune buggy or... What? Hey? What is it? What?.....What? Hey? What is it? What?
  • Walt: Do you, do you have any money? Change, I mean. Coins.
  • Jesse: Yeah, I got a bunch of them. From the...
  • Walt: Okay.
  • Jesse: YES!
  • Walt: Gather them, and, and, and the washers and nuts and bolts and screws and whatever little pieces of metal we can think of that is galvanized. It has to be galvanized, or solid zinc.
  • Jesse: Solid zinc, okay.
  • Walt: And, and bring me, bring me brake pads. The front wheels should have discs. Take them off and bring them to me.
  • Jesse: Alright, brake pads. Okay. What are we building?
  • Walt: You said it yourself.
  • Jesse: A robot?
  • Walt: And now, what shall we use to conduct this beautiful current with, hm? What one particular element comes to mind, hm? (holds up a copper wire) Hmm?
  • Jesse: Ooooh, wire.
  • Walt:...Copper.
  • Jesse: Yo, I get I shouldn't call, but I'm in a situation over here, and I need my money.
  • Walt: I just gave you $600.
  • Jesse: Yeah, and thanks, Daddy Warbucks, but that was before my housing situation went completely testicular on me, okay?
  • Jane: Do you know what this is?
  • Jesse: It's a whole lot of cheddar.
  • Jane: This is freedom. This is saying, "I can go anywhere I want. I can be anybody." What do you _want to be? Where do you want to go? South America? Europe? Australia?
  • Jesse: Is New Zealand part of Australia?
  • Jane: New Zealand is New Zealand.
  • Jesse: Right on. New Zealand. That's where they made "Lord of the Rings". I say we just move there, yo. I mean, you can do your art. Right? Like, you can paint the local castles and shit. And I can be a bush pilot.
  • Jesse: You either run from things, or you face them, Mr. White.
  • Walt: And what exactly does that mean?
  • Jesse: I learned it in rehab. It's all about accepting who you really are. I accept who I am.
  • Walt: And who are you?
  • Jesse: I'm the bad guy.
  • For what it's worth, getting the shit kicked out of you? Not to say you get used to it, but you do kinda get used to it.
  • I'M A BLOWFISH! BLOWFISH! YEEEAAAH! BLOWFISHIN' THIS UP!
  • This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed...bitch!
  • Yeah, science!
  • What happens now? I'll tell you what happens now. Your scumbag brother-in-law is finished. Done. You understand? I will own him when this is over. Every cent he earns, every cent his wife earns is mine. Any place he goes, anywhere he turns, I'm gonna be there grabbing my share. He'll be scrubbing toilets in Tijuana for pennies and I'll be standing over him to get my cut. He'll see me when he wakes up in the morning and when he crawls to sleep in whatever rat hole is left for him after I shred his house down. I will haunt his crusty ass forever until the day he sticks a gun up his mouth and pulls the trigger just to get me out of his head. That's what happens next.
  • Gatorade me bitch!
  • What good is being an outlaw when you have responsibilities?
  • Hearts and minds, right? Get them young and they’ll be yours forever.
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