Top Five Comediens
Submitted by mtrobert on Sat, 11/02/2002 - 04:56
- Robin Williams "We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
- Steve Martin "There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
- Jerry Seinfeld "Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
- Woody Allen "I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
- Eddie Murphy "I'm Gumby Damnit"
These people are who i consider to be the funniest people ever with some quotes, any suggestions ....