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  1. (organized by number of characters in the title, not how it appears in Listology's font. Arbitrarily set minimum of 60 characters, including spaces and punctuation but not year. Only primary IMDB entries allowed. Straight-to-video and TV not included.)

  2. Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3 (2005)
  3. Another Demonstration of the Cliff-Guibert Fire Horse Reel, Showing a Young Girl Coming from an Office, Detaching Hose, Running with It 60 Feet, and Playing a Stream, All Inside of 30 Seconds (1900)
  4. 1971, of zelfs al houdt Mosje Dajan zijne kak in en komt er voor 1971 genen oorlog, dan nog zal de Belgische film, dank zij de huidige situatie (om het kort te zeggen) er als volgt uitzien (1971)
  5. Demonstrating the Action of the Chicago Pneumatic Shell Riveters on the Underside of the Hull of a Steel Vessel. Taken for the Chicago Pneumatic Tool Co. (1900)
  6. A Chegada do Rebocador 'Liberal' ao Porto de Leixões e o Desembarque de Romeiros Que, por Mar, Vão ao Porto para a Romaria do Senhor de Matosinhos (1897)
  7. Demonstrating the Action of the Brown Hoisting and Conveying Machine in Unloading a Schooner of Iron Ore, and Loading the Material on the Cars (1900)
  8. Shree Shree Rajadhiraja Shree Shree Madana Kamaraja Shree Shree Vilasa Raja Shree Shree Madhubana Raja Shree Shree Krishnadeva Donga Raja (1994)
  9. On the Marriage Broker Joke as Cited by Sigmund Freud in Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious or Can the Avant-Garde Artist Be Wholed? (1977)
  10. Her Majesty the Queen Arriving at South Kensington on the Occasion of the Laying of the Foundation Stone of the Victoria & Albert Museum (1899)
  11. Réfutation de tous les jugements, tant élogieux qu'hostiles, qui ont été jusqu'ici portés sur le film 'La société du spectacle' (1975)
  12. Demonstrating the Operation of the Harrington Rail Bonding System on the Line of the Coney Island and Brooklyn Railroad Co. (1900)
  13. Circular Panoramic View of St. Pierre, Showing the Ruins of the Catholic Cathedral and Mt. Pelee Smoking in the Background (1902)
  14. Der Kaiser von Deutschland, der Kaiser von Österreich und der König von Sachsen am Tage der Jubiläumsfeier in Dresden (1898)
  15. The Fable of the Kid Who Shifted His Ideals to Golf and Finally Became a Baseball Fan and Took the Only Known Cure (1916)
  16. President McKinley and Wife, Members of His Cabinet and Their Wives and Capt. Coghlan Leaving the Cruiser Raleigh (1899)
  17. Rough Sketch of a Proposed Film Dealing with the Powers of Ten and the Relative Size of Things in the Universe (1968)
  18. Demonstrating the Action of a Patent Street Sprinkler of the American Car Sprinkler Co. of Worcester, Mass (1899)
  19. Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines, or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 hours 11 minutes (1965)
  20. Constructing Reality: Exploring Media Issues in Documentary - What Is a Documentary? Ways of Storytelling (1993)
  21. His Holiness, Leo XIII in the Gardens of the Vatican, Being Photographed by the American Biograph Camera (1898)
  22. The Green Goods Man; or, Josiah and Samanthy's Experience with the Original 'American Confidence Game' (1905)
  23. The Discoverers: A Grand Historical Pageant Picturing the Discovery and Founding of New France, Canada (1908)
  24. Cortejo Eucarístico Saindo da Sé do Porto no Aniversário da Sagração do Eminentíssimo Cardeal Américo (1896)
  25. Minister van landbouw woont de opening bij van de tentoonstelling van het runderras in het Jubelpark (1914)
  26. The Fable of the Throbbing Genius of a TankTown Who Was Encouraged by Her Folks Who Were Prominent (1916)
  27. The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him (2003)
  28. El Presidente de la republica con sus ministros el 16 de septiembre en el castillo de Chapultepec (1896)
  29. I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney (1993)
  30. All'onorevole piacciono le donne (Nonostante le apparenze... e purché la nazione non lo sappia) (1972)
  31. Menai Bridge, the Day Irish Mail from Euston Entering the Tubular Bridge Over the Menai Straits (1898)
  32. Opening of the Pan-American Exposition Showing Vice President Roosevelt Leading the Procession (1901)
  33. 'N 'N herinnering wijlen Z.M. Willem III een rijtoer makende door het Vondelpark te Amsterdam (1899)
  34. Rajadhi Raja, Raja Kulothunga, Raja Marthanda, Raja Gambeera, Karthavaraya Krishna, Kamarajan (1993)
  35. Funeral of Chinese Viceroy, Chung Fing Dang, Marching Through the European Quarter at Peking (1900)
  36. 2nd Battalion, 3rd New York Provisional Regiment, Rochester and Syracuse, Separate Companies (1899)
  37. Crew of the U.S. Cruiser Raleigh Passing the Grant Monument at Fairmount Park, Philadelphia (1903)
  38. 13th Infantry, U.S. Army: Marching and Counter Marching (Band and Troops), Governors Island (1897)
  39. The Queen and the Queen Mother on the Palace Balcony Responding to the Call of the Populace (1898)
  40. Capt. Coghlan, One of the Manila Heroes, and Crew of the Raleigh, Reviewed by the President (1899)
  41. Easy Riders, Raging Bulls: How the Sex, Drugs and Rock 'N' Roll Generation Saved Hollywood (2003)
  42. Die Verlorene Ehre der Katharina Blum oder: Wie Gewalt entstehen und wohin sie führen kann (1975)
  43. Caffeteria or How Are You Going to Keep Her Down on the Farm after She's Seen Paris Twice (1973)
  44. El Presidente de la republica recorriendo la plaza de la constitución el 16 de septiembre (1896)
  45. Kansas City Fire Department, Winners of the World's Championship at the Paris Exposition (1900)
  46. Fatto di sangue fra due uomini per causa di una vedova - si sospettano moventi politici (1978)
  47. Champion Rolla O. Heikes, Breaking the Record at Flying Targets with Winchester Shotgun (1897)
  48. 8 avril 1914. Revue des troupes de la garnison de Bruxelles par le général de Bonhomme (1914)
  49. Long Strange Trip, or The Writer, the Naked Girl, and the Guy with a Hole in His Head (1999)
  50. The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent (1957)
  51. Betoging ten gevolge van het derde Congres van de Socialistische Internationale 1928 (1928)
  52. Vista de la entrada principal de la plaza de toros de Jerez, el segundo día de feria (1899)
  53. Reproduction of the Fitzsimmons-Jeffries Fight in Eleven Rounds Showing the Knockout (1899)
  54. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
  55. El Presidente de la republica despidiendose de sus ministros para tomar un carruaje (1897)
  56. Bridging the Tugela River by Royal Engineers Showing Bridge Destroyed by the Boers (1899)
  57. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)
  58. The Man Who Might Have Been: An Inquiry Into the Life and Death of Herbert Norman (1998)
  59. Pope Leo XIII Being Seated Bestowing Blessing Surrounded by Swiss Guards, No. 107 (1898)
  60. St. Patrick's Cathedral and Fifth Avenue on Easter Sunday Morning (New York City) (1902)
  61. Das Leben und Treiben vor dem schwedischen Pavillon auf der Ausstellung in Paris (1900)
  62. Eodiseonga nugungae museunili saengkimyeon teulrimeobshi natananda Hong Ban-jang (2004)
  63. After the War, You Have to Tell Everyone About the Dutch Gay Resistance Fighters (1991)
  64. Wat fotografie betekende voor het kubisme, betekent Holografie voor het holoïsme (1982)
  65. Admiral Dewey Taking Leave of Washington Committee on the U.S. Cruiser 'Olympia' (1899)
  66. Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror (1991)
  67. Ravitaillement de la ville, distribution de beure et moules aux Halles Centrales (1918)
  68. English Transport 'Arundel Castle' Leaving for the Transvaal with British Troops (1900)
  69. 13th Infantry, U.S. Army, in Heavy Marching Order, Double-Time, Governors Island (1897)
  70. 13th Infantry, U.S. Army: Scaling Walls with Wounded and Dying, Governors Island (1897)
  71. The Marriage of the Earl of Crewe and Lady 'Peggy' Primrose at Westminster Abbey (1899)
  72. Her Majesty, Queen Victoria, Reviewing the Household Cavalry at Spital Barracks (1899)
  73. F.F.S.S. cioè che mi hai portato a fare sopra Posillipo se non mi vuoi più bene (1983)
  74. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1967)
  75. How a French Nobleman Got a Wife Through the 'New York Herald' Personal Columns (1904)
  76. Under the Shadow of Mt. Stephen, Passing Field's Station in the Rocky Mountains (1899)
  77. Carmen Romero Rubio de Díaz y familiares en carruaje en el paseo de la reforma (1896)
  78. 13th Infantry, U.S. Army: Full Dress Parade and Manoeuvering, Governors Island (1897)
  79. The Fable of the Preacher Who Flew His Kite But Not Because He Wished to Do So (1916)
  80. How the Woman Security Escort Thrice Fought the Hero with the Magnificent Whip (1949)
  81. Feste per l'inaugurazione della galleria del Sempione (Diciannove maggio 1906) (1906)
  82. La Prima notte del Dottor Danieli, industriale col complesso del... giocattolo (1970)
  83. Procession of Armenian Monks, Including the Abbot-Archbishop St. Lazar, Venice (1898)
  84. Leisurely Pedestrians, Open Topped Buses and Hansom Cabs with Trotting Horses (1889)
  85. Cleaning and Firing of the Hotchkiss Revolving Cannon on the Battleship Texas (1898)
  86. The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom (1993)
  87. Zoku Showa hito keta shachô tai futaketa shain: Getsu-getsu kasui moku kinkin (1971)
  88. Receptie ter gelegenheid van het huwelijk van prinses Astrid en prins Leopold (1926)
  89. 20,000 Employees Entering Lord Armstrong's Elswick Works, Newcastle-upon-Tyne (1900)
  90. Winsor McCay, the Famous Cartoonist of the N.Y. Herald and His Moving Comics (1911)
  91. Tuinkweker Figuière deelt planten en bloemen uit aan jonge Brusselse vrouwen (1914)
  92. El Presidente de la republica paseando a caballo en el bosque de Chapultepec (1896)
  93. Ejercicios a la bayoneta por los alumnos del colegio militar de Chapultepec (1898)
  94. Battle Flag of the 10th Pennsylvania Volunteers, Carried in the Philippines (1899)
  95. Évolution des coordinations pour la station debout et le transport du corps (1923)
  96. Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me? (1971)
  97. The Fable of the Small Town Favorite Who Was Ruined by Too Much Competition (1916)
  98. I Could Never Have Sex with Any Man Who Has So Little Regard for My Husband (1973)
  99. Réaction de l'enfant selon les différences individuelles et particularités (1923)
  100. El Presidente de la republica entrando en coche al castillo de Chapultepec (1896)
  101. The Fable of the Fellow Who Had a Friend Who Knew a Girl Who Had a Friend (1915)
  102. Huwelijksstoet ter gelegenheid van het huwelijk van Wilhelmina en Hendrik (1901)
  103. According to Plan: The Story of Modern Sidewalls for the Homes of America (1952)
  104. Nicht der Homosexuelle ist pervers, sondern die Situation, in der er lebt (1971)
  105. Down the Western Slope of the Canadian Rockies Through Kicking Horse Pass (1899)
  106. The Fable of the Struggle Between Personal Liberty and the Wave of Reform (1915)
  107. Nicht der Homosexuelle ist pervers, sondern die Situation, in der er lebt (1971)
  108. Na Deribasovskoj khoroshaya pogoda, ili na Brajton Bich opyat idut dozhdi (1992)
  109. Demonstrating the Action of the Chicago Pneumatic Tool Co.'s Deck Machine (1900)
  110. General Sir Redvers Buller, and Staff, Landing at Cape Town, South Africa (1899)
  111. Review of the Royal Netherlands Guards in the Costumes of the Middle Ages (1898)
  112. Admiral Cervera and Officers of the Spanish Fleet Leaving the 'St. Louis' (1898)
  113. Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
  114. Tradition ist die Weitergabe des Feuers und nicht die Anbetung der Asche (1999)
  115. Mysterious Cafe, or Mr. and Mrs. Spoopendyke Have Troubles with a Waiter (1901)
  116. Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
  117. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers: High Grass Dogs, Live from the Fillmore (1999)
  118. La Préparation du sérum antidiphtérique à l'institut Pasteur à Bruxelles (1922)
  119. Das Merkwürdige Verhalten geschlechtsreifer Großstädter zur Paarungszeit (1988)
  120. El Presidente de la republica entrando a pie al castillo de Chapultepec (1896)
  121. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972)
  122. La Fine del mondo nel nostro solito letto in una notte piena di pioggia (1978)
  123. Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)
  124. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Swing But Were Afraid to Ask (1999)
  125. Llegada de un tren a la estación de ferrocarril del Norte, de Barcelona (1898)
  126. From War to Peace: First Departure of S.S. 'St. Louis' from Southampton (1898)
  127. Leichenbegräbnis des verstorbenen französischen Präsidenten Félix Faure (1899)
  128. The Fable of the Good Fairy with the Lorgnette and Why She Got It Good (1916)
  129. Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad (1967)
  130. Canada Vignettes: Ice Carnival Montreal 1885 - Storming the Ice Palace (1986)
  131. Panoramic View of Frere Camp Taken from the Front of an Armoured Train (1899)
  132. Antarctic Expedition: Sir George Newnes' Farewell to Officers and Crew (1898)
  133. Schaffende Hände: Wassily Kandinsky in der Galerie Neumann-Nierendorf (1926)
  134. Wings of Ash: Pilot for a Dramatization of the Life of Antonin Artaud (1978)
  135. 13th Infantry, U.S. Army Marching Through Sallyport, Governors Island (1897)
  136. Col. John Jacob Astor, Staff and Veterans of the Spanish-American War (1899)
  137. Pope Leo XIII Leaving Carriage and Being Ushered Into Garden, No. 104 (1898)
  138. Major-General Nelson A. Miles, and Staff, in the Peace Jubilee Parade (1898)
  139. Presidente de la republica subiendo a pie del castillo de Chapultepec (1896)
  140. Belleza y calor de España: Canarias, Granada, Santiago de Compostela (1967)
  141. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
  142. Quando gli uomini armarono la clava e... con le donne fecero din-don (1971)
  143. It Conquered Hollywood! The Story of American International Pictures (2001)
  144. Projectile from Ten Inch Disappearing Gun Striking Water, Sandy Hook (1897)
  145. 13th Infantry, U.S. Army: Scaling Walls in Retreat, Governors Island (1897)
  146. Panorama of American & Canadian Falls, Taken Opposite American Falls (1896)
  147. American Dreamer: The High Adventures of a Card-Counting Low Roller (2000)
  148. Le Cortège du pèlerinage des combattants de 1830 de Sainte-Walburge (1902)
  149. Urutoraman Tiga & Urutoraman Daina: Hikari no hoshi no senshi tachi (1998)
  150. Building Made Easy; or, How Mechanics Work in the Twentieth Century (1902)
  151. Prize Fight or Glove Contest Between John Bull and President Kruger (1900)
  152. Neuville-sur-Saône: Débarquement du congrès des photographes à Lyon (1895)
  153. Metalmeccanico e parrucchiera in un turbine di sesso e di politica (1996)
  154. Picture This: The Times of Peter Bogdanovich in Archer City, Texas (1991)
  155. Palestine, the Jewish Return From Exile; Or, Life in the Holy Land (1914)
  156. How an Honest Official Passed the Death Sentence on a Chaste Widow (1958)
  157. Tout le monde n'a pas eu la chance d'avoir des parents communistes (1993)
  158. The Fog of War: Eleven Lessons from the Life of Robert S. McNamara (2003)
  159. Salida del público de la iglesia parroquial de Santa María de Sans (1897)
  160. Sortie des ouvriers de l'établissement La Linière de Saint-Léonard (1900)
  161. Another Picture Showing Demonstration of a Pneumatic Shell Riveter (1900)
  162. Panorama of Susquehanna River Taken From the Black Diamond Express (1897)
  163. Pope Leo XIII Being Carried in Chair Through Upper Loggia, No. 101 (1898)
  164. Celsius 41.11: The Temperature at Which the Brain... Begins to Die (2004)
  165. Naval Constructor Richmond P. Hobson and the Crew of the Merrimac (1898)
  166. A Jolly Crowd of Bathers Frolicking on the Beach at Atlantic City (1897)
  167. Desideri bestiali e voluttuosi ovvero godimento massimo godimento (1991)
  168. Sherlock Holmes in the Singular Case of the Plural Green Mustache (1965)
  169. Pierrot's Problem, or How to Make a Fat Wife Out of Two Lean Ones (1900)
  170. How Huang Fei-hong Conquered the Two Dragons with the Five Snakes (1958)
  171. Ten Inch Disappearing Carriage Gun Loading and Firing, Sandy Hook (1897)
  172. 13th Infantry, U.S. Army: Blanket Court Martial, Governors Island (1897)
  173. The Royal Procession to the Church Before the Coronation Ceremony (1898)
  174. Naval Apprentices at Sail Drill on Historic Ship 'Constellation' (1900)
  175. The Heimlich Maneuver: How to Save a Choking Victim: 2nd Edition (1988)
  176. Wege zu Kraft und Schönheit - Ein Film über moderne Körperkultur (1926)
  177. Profit & Nothing But! Or Impolite Thoughts On the Class Struggle (2002)
  178. Prince of Wales Leaving Marlborough House to Attend an Investure (1897)
  179. General Buller Embarking on the 'Dunottar Castle' at Southampton (1899)
  180. Seaforth Highlanders' Return to Cairo After the Fall of Omdurman (1898)
  181. The Fable of Higher Education That Was Too High for the Old Man (1914)
  182. Ala eh kong bisoy, hale hale hoy - Laging panalo ang mga unggoy (1988)
  183. For the Honor of Old Glory; Or, The Stars and Stripes in Mexico (1914)
  184. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005)
  185. Ranma ½: Chûgoku Nekonron daikessen! Okite yaburi no gekitô hen (1991)
  186. Rivelazioni di un maniaco sessuale al capo della squadra mobile (1972)
  187. Football Game Between Orange Athletic and Newark Athletic Clubs (1899)
  188. Rivelazioni di un maniaco sessuale al capo della squadra mobile (1972)
  189. Presidente de la republica en carruaje regresando a Chapultepec (1896)
  190. The Case of the Deadly Flamingo, or How to Do Company Research (1986)
  191. The Fable of How Uncle Brewster Was Too Shifty for the Tempter (1914)
  192. This Is America Series No. 33-101: Private Smith of the U.S.A. (1942)
  193. Istoriya Asi Klyachinoj, kotoraya lyubila, da ne vyshla zamuzh (1966)
  194. Il Cav. Costante Nicosia demoniaco, ovvero: Dracula in Brianza (1975)
  195. Dream Deceivers: The Story Behind James Vance Vs. Judas Priest (1992)
  196. Ich bin ein Antistar - Das skandalöse Leben der Evelyn Künneke (1976)
  197. Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble, Live from Austin, Texas (1995)
  198. Der Neue heiße Sex-Report: Was Männer nicht für möglich halten (1971)
  199. Sham Battle on Land by Cadets at Newport Naval Training School (1900)
  200. Emperor William of Germany, and Emperor Franz Josef of Austria (1897)
  201. Her Majesty, Queen Victoria, Reviewing the Honorable Artillery (1899)
  202. Admiral Dewey Receiving the Washington and New York Committees (1899)
  203. 15,000 Soldiers Reviewed by the President at Camp Alger May 28 (1898)
  204. Famous Battleship Captains: Philadelphia Peace Jubilee Parade (1898)
  205. The Fable of the Difference Between Learning and Learning How (1914)
  206. Fiberglass Chairs: Something of How They Get the Way They Are (1970)
  207. How to Fly the P-47: Ground Handling, Take Off, Normal Flight (1943)
  208. The Decline of Western Civilization Part Two: The Metal Years (1988)
  209. Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five (1998)
  210. 13th Infantry, U.S. Army: Full Dress Parade, Governors Island (1897)
  211. Llegada del ilustrisimo señor Arzobispo a la ciudad de mexico (1899)
  212. Dealing: Or the Berkeley-to-Boston Forty-Brick Lost-Bag Blues (1972)
  213. Bombarding and Capturing the Taku Forts by the Allied Fleets (1900)
  214. Bringing in the Wounded During the Battle of Grobler's Kloof (1900)
  215. Der Alte und der junge König - Friedrichs des Grossen Jugend (1935)
  216. Volcano: An Inquiry Into the Life and Death of Malcolm Lowry (1976)
  217. A Home on the Range: The Jewish Chicken Ranchers of Petaluma (2002)
  218. Cinéaste de notre temps: HHH, Un portrait de Hou Hsiao-Hsien (1997)
  219. The Eastern Slope of the Rockies, Passing Anthracite Station (1899)
  220. How the Sacred Fire Heroic Winds Defeat the Fire Lotus Array (1967)
  221. Cinéaste de notre temps: HHH, Un portrait de Hou Hsiao-Hsien (1997)
  222. Ranma ½: Chô-musabetsu kessen! Ranma team VS densetsu no hôô (1994)
  223. McKinley's Funeral Entering Westlawn Cemetery, Canton [Ohio] (1901)
  224. 13th Infantry, U.S. Army: Bayonet Exercise, Governors Island (1897)
  225. Le 'Courbet', cuirassé de l'escadre française à Villefranche (1898)
  226. Through Miller's Dale (Near Buxton, Derbyshire) Midland Rail (1899)
  227. Terrible percance a un enamorado en el cementerio de Dolores (1899)
  228. Irish Mail, L. & N.W. Railway, Taking Up Water at Full Speed (1898)
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If you're aware of others, please let me know!

For movies with "part x" appended to their title, only one movie from each series may be included, and the "part x" must be removed from the title.

Shorts ARE allowed. Straight-to-video and TV are not included.

By far, the most high-profile titles on the list are Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964), The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005), Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex... But Were Afraid to Ask (1972), and The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain (1995).

Okay, I've already updated this list about 5 times in the last 5 minutes as I continue to stumble across terribly long movie titles.

Make that 20 times in the last 20 minutes.

I wonder how this would look up there:

Caffeteria or How Are You Going to Keep Her Down on the Farm after She's Seen Paris Twice (1973)

added, thanks. Yup, it's way up there.

Good gravy, I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney was directed by Ben Affleck (his first and last director job), apparently.

Yup, I think it was the first film he was ever involved in, period. Of course, it is a short.

suggestion : Dont Tell Mom the babysitters dead

Less than half the length of the shortest movie title I've chosen for the list (notice that even Pirates of the Carbbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl) didn't even quite make the list.

ok, i must not have checked before typing

Don't forget the Dustin Hoffman vehicle "Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?"

thanks!

7/8/04 - more than a dozen titles added.

Updated again, with more than a dozen new titles, including a new CHAMPION:

1971, of zelfs al houdt Mosje Dajan zijne kak in en komt er voor 1971 genen oorlog, dan nog zal de Belgische film, dank zij de huidige situatie (om het kort te zeggen) er als volgt uitzien (1971)

It may not be the primary IMDb entry, but I wish to lobby to get "The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade" included on this list. The only reason that the shorter title exists is because the full title didn't fit on anyone's marquee. If "Easy Riders, Raging Bulls" and "Those Magnificent Men..." can get on the list due to secondary titles that nobody ever uses (or, indeed, even knows about), it seems unfair to disqualify a well-known long title that was truncated purely for business reasons.

Also, if you're counting spaces, the Jon Cryer indie flick "Went to Coney Island on a Mission from God... Be Back By Five" scoots in by the skin o' its teeth.

Just realized -- my top film for 2003 also qualifies: "The Fog of War: Eleven Lessons from the Life of Robert S. McNamara".

If I don't chose an absolute standard like the IMDB, then everything gets thrown up in the air. As such, I'll go with their listings.

Thank you for the two additions!

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
The Incredibly True Adventures Of Two Girls In Love
The Decline of Western Civilization Part Two: The Metal Years
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

...and remember that "For Love of the Game" was so long that it had no room for the first "the" (when oh when will we get our next Raimi/Costner vehicle?)

thx. Only the last two were long enough for the list, and the very last one was already on there, so I just added "The Decline of Wester Civilization Part Two: The Metal Years.' Thx!

It wasn't until #21 that I'd even seen one of these: THE SAGA OF THE VIKING WOMEN..., which I saw on MST3K, so I don't even know if that counts.

sure it counts - the whole movie is there, and it's not like you're being distracted from the most well-written dialogue in the world :-)

What about:

'Un Fatto di Sangue Nel Commune di Sculiana Fra Due Uomini per Causa di Una Vedova si Sospetano Moventi Politici. Amore-morte-shimmy. Lugano Belle. Tarantelle. Taralucci è Vino.' (1978)

It's the title of an Italian film. Believe me: This movie really exists! It's the longest movie title ever!

I'm sure the movie exists, but it doesn't have an imdb.com entry, which is part of my criterion (otherwise, it would be nearly impossible for me to verify the existence of a title, AND any tiny little film made by somebody just to lay claim to the 'longest movie title ever' in Guiness Records or something would qualify.

And, anyway, it'd still only come in at #2 in length on this list. :-)

Thanks for the heads up, though. If it's real, maybe you can convince IMDB to give it an entry :-)

It has an IMDB entry. The page is right here. Its "official" title is much shorter than the one 1922 suggested, but there's a mention of the longer title on the page's trivia section. I think even the IMDB-approved title could probably fit up here somewhere.

Oh yes, that one. It's been on the list for quite some time. Right now it's down around #20 or something (the 'official' title).

LOL! This list just keeps growing. I just found yet another title to make the list.

seems to me that this movie has 3 characters more in the title than the first one http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0327428

Awesome! A new first place! Let me know of any others you see.

us.imdb.com/title/tt0230575/
www.imdb.com/title/tt0060668/

"The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0230575/
"Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0230575/

The first is the IMDB's secondary title for the much shorter "Marat/Sade (1967)". That's what I meant with my note about "primary IMDB title". The second one is already on the list. Don't hesitate to give more suggestions if they fit the given criteria!

Not As A Stranger (1955) starring Olivia D'Haviland, Robert Mitchum and Frank Sinatra had it's title changed for release in Hong Kong to 'The Heart Of A Lady As Pure as a Full Moon Over the Place of Medical Salvation'. I have no idea why.

Geez. I'd love to pick the brain of whoever made that decision!

Here's an addition to the end of the list (a Lumière movie from 1895):

Neuville-sur-Saône: Debarquement du congrès de photographes à Lyon

link: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0000013/

/golaswede

Skimming through the works of 1896, I found several new entries to the list, including a new top 20!

Cortejo Eucarístico Saindo da Sé do Porto no Aniversário da Sagração do Eminentíssimo Cardeal Américo (1896, http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0138381/)
Presidente de la republica con sus ministros el 16 de septiembre en el castillo de Chapultepec, El (1896, http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0425365/)
Presidente de la republica recorriendo la plaza de la constitución el 16 de septiembre, El (1896, http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0425371/)
Carmen Romero Rubio de Díaz y familiares en carruaje en el paseo de la reforma (1896, http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0424881/)

Props, mate! You are thorough and hardworking and use an exclamation point when you find a new top 20 longest primary movie title. Thanks!

Hi lukeprog!

I found my way back to your list after two years (it was both fun and weird to read my previous post)! I read and laughed once again, and found some interesting titles (I may have miscounted here and there, but most are correct, I hope!) Anyway, here are some new entries for your list (including a new Top 20!):

Leisurely Pedestrians, Open Topped Buses and Hansom Cabs with Trotting Horses (1889) [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0466876/]

20,000 Employees Entering Lord Armstrong's Elswick Works, Newcastle-upon-Tyne (1900) [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0471069/]

Panorama of American & Canadian Falls, Taken Opposite American Falls (1896) [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0203772/]

Also, there are a bunch of movies about a president (of which only three are currently in the list). The ones not listed are:

[El?] Presidente de la republica en carruaje regresando a Chapultepec (1896) [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0425367/]

El Presidente de la republica entrando a pie al castillo de Chapultepec (1896)
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0425368/]

El Presidente de la republica entrando en coche al castillo de Chapultepec (1896)
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0425369/]

El Presidente de la republica paseando a caballo en el bosque de Chapultepec (1896)
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0425369/]

[El] Presidente de la republica subiendo a pie del castillo de Chapultepec (1896)
[http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0425372/]

I guess I missed them last time! ;) Then there's also:

Famous Battleship Captains: Philadelphia Peace Jubilee Parade (1898) [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0240499/]

Leichenbegräbnis des verstorbenen französischen Präsidenten Félix Faure (1899) [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0454501/]

Leben und Treiben vor dem schwedischen Pavillon auf der Ausstellung in Paris, Das (1900) [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0455045/]

Pierrot's Problem, or How to Make a Fat Wife Out of Two Lean Ones (1900) [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0310002/]

Prize Fight or Glove Contest Between John Bull and President Kruger (1900) [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0483783/]

and

Sham Battle on Land by Cadets at Newport Naval Training School (1900) [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0328412/]

Furthermore, a correction of the title "Neuville-sur-Saône: Débarquement du congrès DES photographes à Lyon" (my capitalization) from 1895 is needed (and makes it one letter longer).

Perhaps raising the arbitrary mark to 65 letters would be a good idea? :) Either way, the new Top 20 is the remarkable:

Der Kaiser von Deutschland, der Kaiser von Österreich und der König von Sachsen am Tage der Jubiläumsfeier in Dresden (1898) [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0454492/]

Wow, many thanks! I already had the ...Two Lean Ones title, but the rest are brand new. Also, thanks for the corrected title... you are way too complete!

I suppose those Presidente titles should contain an El, but I want to go by some standard and IMDB, though flawed, is the best one available. I'm only using IMBD first titles.

Again, thanks!

Thanks! Hieronymus Merkin and Mercy Humppee are already accounted for.

How did you come across that, anyway?

Being the big fan of Korean movies that I am, it's one that I've run across and seen. It's not too bad a movie. I like it a lot more than I should, but I have a soft spot for thse colourful Korean romance/comedies.

Hey, how about:
Das merkwürdige Verhalten geschlechtsreifer Großstädter zur Paarungszeit (1998)
German comedy, might make it to the end of your list...

Great, thanks! Landed about half-way down the list.

What about the complete title of The Talented Mr. Ripley?

From the header: "Only primary IMDB entries allowed." Meaning, no "also known as" titles.

How about" Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3"? Technically, it's just a redubbed version of "The Brain That Wouldn't Die," but... Hilarious list! I can only imagine how long it took you to compile it...

From the comments: "For movies with 'part x' appended to their title, only one movie from each series may be included, and the 'part x' must be removed from the title."

Greetings. Why you not list number one movie in all of Kazakhstan and the world. It is nice:

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)

This movie I like. Unfortunately it only rank fifty-one based on this list. Not so good.

How about "The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum at Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade" (1967)
or Fassbinder´s "Fontane Effi Briest oder viele, die eine Ahnung haben von ihren Möglichkeiten und ihren Bedürfnissen und trotzdem das herrschende System in ihrem Kopf akzeptieren durch ihre Taten und es somit festigen und durchaus bestätigen"
Imdb states that this complete title of the film is one of the longest titles (if not the longest) in film history.

I've responded to the The Persecution... title twice before, above. And I can't find an IMDB entry for the second one; you got a link?

Oh, you are going by primary Imdb titles. Well then you can skip them both. But Imdb isn't always right you know ;-)

For the fassbinder title look under Fontane Effi Briest. When the film was released in Germany, all of the movie posters carried the original (long) title. The one Imdb lists is just an abreviation used out of convenience, like LotR.

Yes, the IMDB is the worst standard for assessing valid movie titles... except for all the other ones.

I've been trying to rediscover I film I saw on TV years ago but cannot remember the title which was quite long. It was probably made between 1945 and 1960, American, a mildly compelling drama with no very famous stars, black & white, included European locations, and the title was 'something' like "The trials and loves of Mr Thompson's journey.." I know this is terribly vague but if it rang a bell for anyone I'd love to know...! Mark

Could it be Preston Sturges's last effort?

Here's a short film I tripped over on IMDB, it should make the list:
For a List of Ways Technology Has Failed to Improve Daily Life Please Press Three - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1017435/

No? You didn't like this one I take it. Well, I've got several more:

And the Rivers Flow: Hunting and Treaty Rights in a First Nations Community (2007) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1537186/
Breaking News: The Collision of Journalism and Consumerism in a Democracy (2009) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1546782/
Celebrating a Forgotten Place: The Carr Family Cabin in the Florida Scrub (2009) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1505039/
Das Leben des Kurti O. - Wie der Kurti zu seinem ganzen Namen kam (2004) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436501/
Don't Pick Up the Phone (Whatever You Do 'Cause It May Be the Devil) (2007) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1418864/
The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho: A Meditation on the Impossibility of Romantic Love in a Rapidly Expanding Universe (2003) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381167/ - (This one DEFINITELY makes the list!)
Hindsight and Foresight: 20 Years After the Exxon Valdez Spill (2009) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1427884/
The Incandescence of One Man's Journey to Remain a Solid Object... (2008) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1361625/
Intergalactic Who's Who: The Legendary EMZee 10273 (and counting) (2009) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1462524/
The Pink Plastic Flamingo: The Ambassador of the American Lawn (2006) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1536476/
Reaching Tranquility: The 40th Anniversary of the Apollo 11 Lunar Landing (2009) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1488051/
Skriti obrazi: Kaksno vlogo imajo mediji pri ohranjanju kulturne identitete (2008) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1543841/
Water Is Life: Reflections on the Clean Water Crisis of East Africa (2009) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1550681/

Here's the page I got these from: http://www.imdb.com/features/video/browse/film/
I probably skipped over a couple of others that are eligible for the list so it's worth checking out.

Longest I could find:
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3 (2005) 2005

Another Demonstration of the Cliff-Guibert Fire Horse Reel, Showing a Young Girl Coming from an Office, Detaching Hose, Running with It 60 Feet, and Playing a Stream, All Inside of 30 Seconds (1900)

1971, of zelfs al houdt Mosje Dajan zijne kak in en komt er voor 1971 genen oorlog, dan nog zal de Belgische film, dank zij de huidige situatie (om het kort te zeggen) er als volgt uitzien (1971)

Non-theatrical video:
Longest Video title non-theatrical:
E. P. Velikhov: History of the Russian Tokamak and the Tokamak Thermonuclear Fusion Research Worldwide That Has Led to the International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor (ITER). (2008) (V)

longest TV series episode title title:
"Clerks" (2000) Season 1. Episode 4:
A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers

"King of the Hill" (1997) (#5.3)
I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over, I Want to Know Right Now, Will It Be... Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo... (2000)

"The Red Skelton Show" (1951) (#19.17)
There's No Business Like Show Business, But When There's No Business, Show Business Goes Out of Business Just Like Any Other Business (1970)

"Encounters with the Unexplained" (2000) (#2.20)
Self-Igniting Bodies: Does Spontaneous Human Combustion Really Exist?/King Tut's Tomb: Is There a Curse on King Tut's Tomb?

Thanks. Several of these are already on the list or ineligible, but... WE HAVE A NEW WINNER!

How about "The Fearless Vampire Killers or: Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are in My Neck" of 1967?

Thanks, but the primary IMDB title is shorter. See my notes at the top.

i believe this list is inaccurate. the movie title "The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain" should be on this list!!!!!!!