Who would portray me in a movie?

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  • My mom has been telling me for the past God-knows how many years I look like Meg Tilly. So if they made a movie about my incredibly fascinating life, all they'd have to do is shlep a pair of glasses on her and they'd be set. Well, not glasses like these, but cute ones.
  • Maybe if you could combine Meg Tilly, Penelope Cruz, and Livia Giuggioli (Colin Firth's wife), add glasses, and then make the product slightly less attractive (how am I supposed to compare my meager looks to the likes of these women?), you'd have me. Maybe.