Things I've seen in downtown Orlando
Submitted by marygabucan on Sun, 12/07/2003 - 03:07
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- 1.Seven foot tall transvestite
- 2.Guy who looked like Michael Stipe carrying a full-grown Boa Constrictor
- 3.A pirate ship
- 4.Guy in a leather jacket with head shaved except for one piece of hair on the side
- 5.The bitchinest bar scene ever!
- 6.A man in a santa hat catching a falling woman.
- 7. A Homeless man in bicycle shorts singing
- 8. Storm troopers
- 9.Gollum
- 10. A DvD player sewn in the front of a back pack(thanks to my pal the lurker)
One time I saw an Elvis impersonator walking down the street in a white jumpsuit with rhinestones all over it, and he was obviously wearing bright blue bikini underwear under it. That was in Reykjavik. It was maybe 1:00 in the afternoon, and I was walking with my grandmother! It was hilarious, though.
Oh my lord.