The Seven Deadly Sins

  1. Envy
  2. Gluttony
  3. Greed
  4. Lust
  5. Pride
  6. Sloth
  7. Wrath
Author Comments: 

Lord help me, I'm guilty of every single one of these.

'Ever heard the George Carlin phrase that incorporates all of these into one sentence?

"It infuriates me that I, a clearly superior person, should make less money than my neighbor, whose wife I'd really like to have sex with if I wasn't so busy laying around and eating pork chops all day."