Name That Movie: Funny Lines From Funny Films

  1. "You go Uruguay and I'll go mine."
  2. "I've sent many boys like you to the gas chamber...I didn't want to do it, but I felt I owed it to them"
  3. "Want me to wipe the bugs off your windshield"
  4. "That's not butter in the popcorn you're eating"
  5. "How long have you been a bell boy?" "Two years, sir" "Well, then, I will make sure that you will soon become a bell man."
  6. "Of course it's a real's a Magnum P.I.!"
  7. "Do you have today's 'Pravda?' I like to keep up with Mother Russia."
  8. "Her! The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes! Bring her to me!"
  9. "Baby, I am not from Havana!"
  10. "Look, Daddy, an alligator!" "Ooh, that reminds me, I gotta call your momma."
  11. "That boy's got rice pudding between his ears."
  12. "Human sacrifices, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria!"
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  14. "Using the whole fist, doc?" (answered correctly by bertie)
  15. "Those men wanted to have sex with me!" (answered correctly by riffraff)
  16. "Oh, I'd say about a deuce, deuce and a half." (answered correctly by bertie)
  17. "He's so stupid he can't figure out why you named your daughter after a car" (answered correctly by Lbangs)
  18. "I once stole a pornographic magazine, but it was in Braille...So I had to feel all the parts" (answered correctly by AJDaGreat)
  19. "Into the mud, scum queen!" (answered correctly by dgeiser)
  20. "Cute? Baby ducks are cute...I'm more than just cute!" (answered correctly, with corrections, by Jim - thanks!)
  21. "In the words of David Cassidy, who put it so eloquently...I think I love you." (answered correctly by listology47)
  22. "Yeah, but he's a clean old man." (answered correctly by Nick Vane)
  23. "Remember one thing: I have a gun and a shovel. No one will miss you." (answered correctly by AAA)
  24. "My name's Lorenzo St. Dubois, but my friends call me LSD." (answered correctly by AAA)
  25. "Wait! Come back! I was just about to make espresso!" (answered correctly by AAA)
  26. "Sorry about your mom blowing up, Ricky." (answered correctly by riffraff)
  27. "If you were to shove a lump of coal up his ass and twist, you would get a diamond" (answered correctly by Lbangs)
  28. "She's a phony, allright, but a real phony." (answered correctly by Lbangs)
  29. "What's a Nubian? (answered correctly by AAA)
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14. Dan Hedeya in Clueless

In between coffee breaks and off the top of my head:

6. Jamie Lee Curtis - A Fish Called Wanda

I'll return to this list soon!

Shalom, y'all!

L. Bangs

10 sounds an awful lot like Susan Sarandon in Bull Durham but I'm pretty sure it's "baby ducks", not "cows." Of course, maybe you're thinking of an entirely different movie.

Oops!!! You're right...must've had a brain fart there...think I was confusing the "cows" with another film.

9 is Steve Martin in The Man With Two Brains

Methinks #1 is Chevy Chase, but I'm not sure which movie. One of the 'Fletch' series?

#4 is from THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY (or some other movie I've seen quite recently), the P.I. character? but I can't name the actor.

2: Dan Ackroyd - Trading Places

"In the words of David Cassidy..." That would be Hugh Grant's character in the film Four Weddings and A Funeral.

21: Better Off Dead

An interesting side note, I don't know what movie #19 is, but my initials really are LSD...

19. The Producers
20. Young Frankenstien
27. Chasing Amy

Line about the diamond - Matthew Broderick, Ferris Bueller

Line about the phony - Martin Balsam, Breakfast at Tiffany's

Shalom, y'all!

L. Bangs

I just saw this movie again today - "Yeah, but he's a clean old man." - A Hard Day's Night.

Correct! My wife recently got me the new DVD release for my b-day. Stunning stuff.

#7 is from "Bananas" (1971)

#11 sounds like it's from a Foghorn Leghorn cartoon...

I forgot to mention that #7 was said by Woody Allen.

You got #7 right.

#9 is from "Blazing Saddles", though I have to admit, I can't even remember the context.

#12 is from "Ghostbusters." I should know. My little brother watched it once every day for a year.

I wish I was writing with some answers, but jenhowel beat me to the ones I know. I just thought I'd mention that using the "auto-number" feature might make things confusing as you move unanswered items to the top. Older posts look like they are referring to the wrong quotes when they use numeric references. No biggie, just FYI.

9 = Blazing Saddles
12 = Ghost Busters

and a lot of them are so damn familiar!

#2 - Judge Smails from Caddyshack talking to Danny.

I enjoyed this..