My Favourite Movie Quotes
Submitted by buddy on Mon, 05/23/2005 - 10:57
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- Some of these I like to slip into everyday conversation, and some I just wish I could.
- Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. (Donnie Darko) - I've actually used this one fairly regularly, when I think that someone is being wishy washy about something.
- There was a lot of abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature. (A Mighty Wind)
- You have smoked yourselves retarded. (Half Baked)
- Mother shitter...sonofa...ass! (Office Space)
- It’s not that I’m lazy; it’s that I just don’t care. (Office Space)
- I don’t really like to talk about my flair (Office Space). Follow-up: You know the Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear.
- They come in pints? I’m getting one! (The Fellowship of the Ring). Follow-up: But you’ve had a whole half already!
- I think we’re going to need a bigger boat. (Jaws)
- I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything, as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought or processed, or repair anything sold, bought or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that. (Say Anything)
- You’re a handsome devil. What’s your name? (Grosse Point Blank)
- I don’t want to get into a semantic argument about it, I just want the protein, all right? (Grosse Point Blank)
- I don’t fell I need to explain my art to you, Warren. (Empire Records) - This confuses people who wonder why I'm calling them Warren, but it's handy when someone asks what you're doing or why you're doing it.
- Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it. (Anne of Green Gables)
- I never do the same wrong thing twice. (Anne of Green Gables)
- There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. (Annie Hall)
- But where has all the rum gone? (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- Let’s get out of here before one of those things kills Guy! (Galaxy Quest)
- I'm saying you've already done plenty of things to regret, you just don't know what they are. It's when you discover them, when you see the folly in something you've done, and you wish that you had it do over, but you know you can't, because it's too late. So you pick that thing up, and carry it with you to remind you that life goes on, the world will spin without you, you really don't matter in the end. Then you will gain character, because honesty will reach out from inside and tattoo itself across your face. (The Big Kahuna)
- It doesn't matter whether you're selling Jesus or Buddha or civil rights or 'How to Make Money in Real Estate With No Money Down.' That doesn't make you a human being; it makes you a marketing rep. If you want to talk to somebody honestly, as a human being, ask him about his kids. Find out what his dreams are - just to find out, for no other reason. Because as soon as you lay your hands on a conversation to steer it, it's not a conversation anymore; it's a pitch. And you're not a human being; you're a marketing rep. (The Big Kahuna)
- Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
- Nah, NPH wouldn't do that. (Harold and Kumar go to White Castle)
I know there are more, but this is all I could come up with off the top of my head (and cruising the quotes on imdb).