Most Populous World Religions as of September '02

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Give me that old time religion, give me that old time religion.
Give me that old time religion... that's good enough for me.

We will pray to Aphrodite, she's beautiful and flighty.
She wears a see-through nightie... she's good enough for me.

We will pray to Zarathrustra, we will pray just like we used-to.
I'm a Zarathrustra booster... he's good enough for me.

We will pray just like the Druids, drinking strange fermented fluids.
Go waltzing naked through the wo-ods... they're good enough for me.

We will pray to the god Buddha, of all the gods there is none cuter.
He comes in silver, brass or pewter... he's good enough for me.

We will pray with those Egyptians, and build pyramids to put our crypts in.
Cover 'em up with strange inscriptions... they're good enough for me.

We will pray to Ra and Ahmen, just like young Tutankhamen.
Have friends over and embalm 'em... they're good enough for me.

Hare Krishna we must be laugh on, when we aredressed in saffron.
With hair that's only half-on... he's good enough for me.

I will rise up in the morning, when my Lord gives me the warning.
That the solar age is dawning... he's good enough for me.

We don't like to cast aspersions, we'll sacrifice no virgins.
Just control your carnal urgin's... that's good enough for me.

We will all worship the Mother, not the womb of any other.
Virgin, crone and another... she's good enough for me.

We will pray like New Age Aquarians, hanging out in Planetariums.
A lot of them are Unitarians... they're good enough for me.

We will pray to the one-eyed Odin, in our wooden boats go floatin'.
Filling Europe with forbodin'... he's good enough for me.

We will pray to the god Shiva, the one with all those multi-sleevas.
Who destroys all disbelivas... he's good enough for me.

We will pray to the mild Quakers, not to be confused with the wild Shakers.
Of war they are not makers... they're good enough for me.
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