If I had any musical talent what kind of music would my band play.

  • 1.A cross between Emmy Lou Harris and Sleater-Kinney with a twinge of the Lunachicks.
  • 2.Black Flag meets Motorhead in a bar and they get some weed from the Bad Brains.
  • 3.Velvet Underground impregnating the Talking Heads.
  • 4.Melt Banana meets The Misfits and they all have pie.
  • 5.Iggy pop jamming with Femi Kuti and Beck providing back-up vocals.