Hans's 100 Most Memorable Movie Quotes of All Times

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  • 1. "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" - Neville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson) - Snakes on a Plane - 2006
  • 2. "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." - John McClane (Bruce Willis) - Die Hard - 1988
  • 3. "No matter what, we are not ending this night without White Castle in our stomachs. Agreed?" – Kumar (Kal Penn) - Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle - 2004
  • 4. "Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning." – Dom (Vin Disel) - The Fast and the Furious – 2001
  • 5. "Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time." - Vietnamese Hooker (Papillon Soo) - Full Metal Jacket - 1987
  • 6. "Do or do not. There is no try." – Yoda (Frank Oz) - Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back - 1980
  • 7. ”Don’t ask me about my business, Kay.” - Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) – The Godfather - 1972
  • 8. "We'll always have Paris." - Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) - Casablanca – 1942
  • 9. "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good." - Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) - Wall Streets - 1987
  • 10. "You musn't give your heart to a wild thing. The more you do, the stronger they get, until they're strong enough to run into the woods or fly into a tree. And then to a higher tree and then to the sky." - Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn) - Breakfast at Tiffany's - 1961
  • 11. "Hasta la vista, baby." - The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) - Terminator 2: Judgment Day - 1991
  • 12. "May the Force be with you." - Han Solo (Harrison Ford) - Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope - 1977
  • 13. "You know why the sky is blue?" - Girl (Ji-hyun Jun) - My Sassy Girl - 2001
  • 14. "I'll be back." - The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) - Terminator – 1984
  • 15. "I am not an animal!" - John Merrick (John Hurt) - The Elephant Man - 1980
  • 16. "Don't tell me that you're innocent, because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry." - Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) – The Godfather – 1972
  • 17. "I'll have what she's having." - Diner Customer (Estelle Reiner) - When Harry Met Sally... - 1989
  • 18. ”I see dead people.” – Cole (Haley Joel Osment) – The Sixth Sense - 1999
  • 19. ”Hell… Lumbergh fucked her!” – Drew (Greg Pitts) – Office Space - 1999
  • 20. ”Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?” – Austin Powers (Mike Myers) - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery - 1997
  • 21. "She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan. NICE!" - Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen) – Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan - 2006
  • 22. "Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" - Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) - Ironman - 2008
  • 23. "I'll have to send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker!" - Frank Booth (Dennis Hopper) - Blue Velvet - 1986
  • 24. ”Seven days.” – Samara Morgan (Daveigh Chase) – The Ring - 2002
  • 25. ”No. I AM your father.” – Darth Vader (David Prowse) - Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back – 1980
  • 26. "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day." – Kip (Aaron Ruell) - Napolean Dynamite - 2004
  • 27. "Joanna, would you come here please? We need to talk about your flair." - Chotchkie's Manager (Mike Judge) - Office Space - 1999
  • 28. "Rule #1. Never change the deal." – Frank Martin (Jason Statham) - The Transporter - 2002
  • 29. "Come play with us, Danny." - Creepy Twin Girls (Lisa & Louise Burns) - The Shining - 1980
  • 30. "What's a liger?" – Deb (Tina Majorino) - Napolean Dynamite - 2004
  • 31. "If it bleeds, we can kill it." – Dutch (Arnold Schwarzenegger) - Predator - 1987
  • 32. ”I’ll stay.” – Austin Powers (Mike Myers) - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery - 1997
  • 33. "Kobe and Shaq, lovers forever!" - Janet Mayes (Jennifer Garner) - The Kingdom - 2007
  • 34. "God is dead! Satan lives! The year is one!" - Roman Castevet (Sidney Blackmer) - Rosemary's Baby - 1968
  • 35. "Yeah...... If you can make sure you do that from now on, that would be great......" - Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole) - Office Space - 1999
  • 36. "To me, you are perfect." – Mark (Andrew Lincoln) - Love Actually - 2003
  • 37. ”Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.” (Michael Corleone) - The Godfather - 1972
  • 38. "Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off!" - John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) - First Blood - 1982
  • 39. "Warriors, come out to play-i-ay!" - Luther (David Patrick Kelly) - The Warriors - 1979
  • 40. "You see what happens Larry? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" - Walter Sobchak (John Goodman) - The Big Lebowski - 1998
  • 41. ”I guess I just miss my friend.” – Red (Morgan Freeman) – The Shawshank Redemption - 1994
  • 42. "Now, the next part is very important - They are going to take you." - Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson) - Taken - 2008
  • 43. "Look! Strong bridge!" - Short Round (Jonathan Ke Quan) - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom - 1984
  • 44. "What the fuck are you talking about?" - The Dude (Jeff Bridges) - The Big Lebowski - 1998
  • 45. "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" - Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood) - Dirty Harry - 1971
  • 46. "They're here!" - Carol Anne Freeling – Poltergeist (Heather O'Rourke) - 1982
  • 47. "Our love is like the wind... I can’t see it, but I can feel it." - Landon Carter (Shane West) - A Walk to Remember - 2002
  • 48. "Soylent Green is people!" - Robert Thorn (Charlton Heston) - Soylent Green - 1973
  • 49. "If you're gonna get wet, might as well go swimming." - Angela (Alison Lohman) - Matchstick Men - 2003
  • 50. ”Those who can't do teach, and those who can't teach, teach gym.” – Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) – Annie Hall - 1977
  • 51. "What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!" - Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey) - Full Metal Jacket - 1987
  • 52. "You talkin' to me?" - Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro) - Taxi Driver - 1976
  • 53. ”World peace.” – Gracie Hart (Sandra Bullock) - Miss Congeniality - 2000
  • 54. "What I'm saying is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way." - Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) - When Harry Met Sally... - 1989
  • 55. "Are you mad? I am your daughter!" – Anne (Alakina Mann) - The Others - 2001
  • 56. ”You were my brother, Anakin!” Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) - Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith - 2005
  • 57. "Idiot!" - Napolean Dynamite (Jon Heder) - Napolean Dynamite - 2004
  • 58. ”I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One…” – Seth (Nicolas Cage) – City of Angels - 1998
  • 59. ”Let my people go.” – Moses (Charlton Heston) – The Ten Commandments - 1956
  • 60. "In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - Truman Burbank (Jim Carrey) - The Truman Show - 1998
  • 61. ”Boy, does my ass hurt from all of the guys at my construction job.” – Thao (Bee Vang) – Gran Torino – 2008
  • 62. “Mein Führer! I can walk!” – Dr. Strangelove (Peter Sellers) - Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb - 1964
  • 63. "I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in a dictionary." - Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston) - Office Space - 1999
  • 64. "Yeah, why not, because we're just gonna go home later, right, and then there's gonna be all that tension, we've never kissed before and I'll never know when to make the right move or anything. So we'll kiss now and get it over with, and then we'll go eat. We'll digest our food better." - Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) - Annie Hall - 1977
  • 65. "I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do." - The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) - Terminator 2: Judgement Day - 1991
  • 66. "Of course it don't feel right! What is right for you doesn't work!" – Jay (Romany Malco) - The 40 Year Old Virgin - 2005
  • 67. "I'm everyone - and no one. Everywhere - nowhere. Call me... Darkman." – Darkman (Liam Neeson) - Darkman - 1990
  • 68. "Best Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler." - Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) - Annie Hall - 1977
  • 69. "Ping pong, or as the Chinese say: 'Ping pong.'" - Feng (Christopher Walken) - Balls of Fury - 2007
  • 70. "He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick!" - Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson) - Clerks. - 1994
  • 71. "I like your take on boobies, and I like boobies." - Ronnie (Bobb'e J. Thompson) - Role Models - 2008
  • 72. "I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!" - Red Neck (Bill McKinney) - Deliverence - 1972
  • 73. "Silencio..." - Blue-Haired Lady (Cori Glazer) - Mulholland Dr. - 2001
  • 74. "Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job parking cars!" - John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) - First Blood - 1982
  • 75. "Red means stop!" - Hellboy (Ron Perlman) - Hellboy - 2004
  • 76. ”You need a hug. Come here.” – Kemo (Taylor Willy) – Forgetting Sarah Marshall - 2008
  • 77. "Popeye's chicken is fucking awesome!" - Nicky (Adam Sandler) - Little Nicky - 2000
  • 78. "You know that shit was just business right?" - Smiley (Cliff Curtis) - Training Day - 2001
  • 79. "Damn it, I am a woman. I have breasts!" - Amy (Iris Bahr) - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector - 2006
  • 80. "We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison." - Michael Bolton (David Herman) - Office Space - 1999
  • 81. "Don't be Hatin!" - B Rad G (Jamie Kennedy) - Malibu's Most Wanted - 2003
  • 82. ”One MILLION dollars!” – Dr. Evil (Mike Myers) - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery - 1997
  • 83. "No! No! That's not true! That's impossible!!!” – Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) - Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back - 1980
  • 84. “Oh, no, no. I never get physical. I just get upset. And when I get upset... HE gets physical.” – Thornton Melon (Rodney Dangerfield) – Back to School - 1986
  • 85. "You don't spell it, son, you eat it." - Grandpa Fred (Max Showalter) - Sixteen Candles - 1984
  • 86. ”I don’t know what a pear tastes like to you.” – Seth (Nicolas Cage) – City of Angels - 1998
  • 87. "I've been broken up with you for, like, two years, man. I don't want to date you anymore!" - Amy (Mindy Kaling) - The 40 Year Old Virgin - 2005
  • 88. "I am big! It's the pictures that got small." - Norma Desmond (Gloria Swanson) - Sunset Boulevard - 1950
  • 89. "Go ahead, make my day." – Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood) – Sudden Impact - 1983
  • 90. "This is an unbirthday party!" - Mad Hatter (Ed Wynn) - Alice in Wonderland - 1951
  • 91. "HA HA HA HA HA, you think this is the real Quaid...? It is." – Quaid (Arnold Schwarzenegger) - Total Recall - 1990
  • 92. "Oh, just like its spelt. F-O-C-K-E-R." - Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) - Meet the Parents - 2000
  • 93. ”Who does Number 2 work for?” – Austin Powers (Mike Myers) - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery - 1997
  • 94. "Dong. Where is my automobile?" – Howard (Edward Andrews) - Sixteen Candles - 1984
  • 95. ”Borat, Borat. She is no virgin, Borat.” – College Kid – Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan - 2006
  • 96. ”Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.” – Benjamin (Dustin Hoffman) – The Graduate - 1967
  • 97. ”Goosefraba.” – Dr. Buddy Rydell (Jack Nicholson) – Anger Management - 2003
  • 98. ”White Horse?” – Harry Stamper (Bruce Willis) – Armageddon - 1998
  • 99. ”Did you say steak?” – Jabba (Big Boy) - Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo - 1999
  • 100. ”Please tell me you speak English. I'm Detective Carter. Do you speaka any English? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?” – Carter (Chris Tucker) – Rush Hour - 1998
Author Comments: 

Completed in two-weeks' time, this is a list of the most memorable movie quotes of all times to me. They are not necessarily delivered by the protagonists of the movies, nor do they have to serve any real purpose in the plots' development. However, these are the movie one-liners (or sometimes, multi-liner) that are easily recognized by anyone who has ever seen these movies and by the popular culture alike.
Some of these movie quotes are quite esoteric, as they are just quotes that my friends and I happen to refer to time after time at a regular basis. You may even think some of the quotes are coming straight from movies that are plain stupid! But hey, it's my list. All in all, they may not be the most important movie quotes of all times or anything, but these quotes are sure as hell very memorable and even very catchy at times!
It is also important to note that the list is in descending order, with the #1 quote being the most memorable and the #100 being the least memorable to me. All of the quotes are delicately ordered thus their significance were taken into consideration prior to the final release of the list. Anyway, enjoy!