Five Good Reasons To Give Them For Not Going In To Work

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  1. Raging diarrhea.
  2. Dylan called, needs some help on some lyrics.
  3. Can't see colors anymore.
  4. Pretty sure the mob wired up a bomb in the car.
  5. Just too cool to come in today.

Got any 'Ways to make money without EVER going into work' lists in the works?

Good one.