Fallacious Celebrity Trivia I Have Believed To Be True In Approximate Chronological Order From Childhood To Present
Submitted by OGRastamon on Tue, 08/14/2007 - 10:08
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- Olivia Newton-John is the wife of Elton John.
- Stephanie Zimbalist is a Junior.
- KISS worship Satan.
- Paul Lynde is straight.
- Robert Reed is straight.
- Richard Simmons is straight.
- George Michael is straight.
- Whitney Houston is sophisticated.
- Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder WILL last forever.
- Marilyn Manson played Paul on The Wonder Years.
- The boys in Hanson are the sons of novelty-music DJ Doctor Demento (Barry Hansen).
- The Fiennes brothers consist of Jospeph and twins Ralph and Ray.
- Michael Jackson is just misunderstood.
- The director of The Sopranos (Allen Coulter) is David Letterman's announcer (Alan Kalter).
- Ted (The Exploding Man) from HEROES is played by the same actor as the Geico Caveman.
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Honorable Mention:
I couldn't include Richard Gere and the gerbil because I know a guy who's cousin's girlfriend was a nurse at the hospital where it was removed, so it's almost certainly true.
I used to think Jamie Foxx was Redd Foxx's son. Until I realized that neither one of them actually has the last name "Foxx."