Embarrassing Confessions (movie industry related)

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  • I think David Spade and Chris Farley were a funny comedy duo.
  • I didn’t like Goodfellas . At all.
  • I am strangely attracted to the following people: Adam Sandler, Billy Boyd, Patrick Stewart, James Spader, and Steve Martin. While I find the following types of people a complete turn-off: Josh Hartnett, Ben Affleck, Tom Cruise, Freddie Prinze Jr.
  • Although I am a boxer, I have never seen any of the Rocky films, nor Raging Bull
  • I keep getting drawn to films like: Eight Legged Freaks, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Kingdom of Spiders, Night of the Lapis, Alligator, Ants!, Killer Bees
  • When I was young I had a crush on Ralph Macchio
  • When I’m feeling down, I like to watch Hope Floats
  • I have never seen E.T. (though I’m not really embarrassed about this, and I don’t have any intention of watching it)
  • I think The Untouchables was a trainwreck of a film (but I didn’t come to this conclusion until watching it in adulthood)
  • I think that two romantic movie moments are:
  • In Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind when they are smothering each other with pillows
  • And Punch Drunk Love during this exchange:
  • Barry: I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty.
  • Lena: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them.
  • I cried during 50 First Dates , and I hardly cry at any films at all.
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Ah, catharsis. I don't get embarrassed by much, but the above tidbits are things I'm careful about admitting in certain company.