Best 'Snakes on a Plane' Movie Re-Titles (Can You Contribute?)

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  • Two Virgins in a Boat (a.k.a The African Queen)
  • Two Virgins in a Boat that Hits an Iceberg and Sinks (a.k.a. Titanic)
  • Two Vertically Challenged Bozos Beat a Baddie Nobody Ever Sees (a.k.a Lord of the Rings)
  • A Bunch of Mystics Kung-Fu an Evil Computer (a.k.a. The Matrix)
  • Alien Invaders Kick the Shinola Out of Us But are Finally Killed by a Virus (a.k.a War of the Worlds)
  • Alien Invaders Kick the Shinola Out of Us But are Finally Killed by a Virus (a.k.a. Independence Day)
  • Alien Invaders Kick the Shinola Out of Us But are Finally Killed by Yodelling (a.k.a. Mars Attacks!)
  • The Pregnant Cop and the Used Car Salesman (a.k.a. Fargo)
  • People Clone Dinosaurs, People Put Dinosaurs on Market, Dinosaurs Eat People (a.k.a Jurassic Park)
  • Jerk's Attack of Chronic Hiccups Cured by Niceness (a.k.a. Groundhog Day)
  • The FBI Agent, the Cannibal and the Dangerous Dressmaker (a.k.a. The Silence of the Lambs)
  • Fun With Nuclear Explosions (a.k.a. Aliens)
  • Fun With Nuclear Explosions 2 (a.k.a. The Abyss)
  • Fun With Nuclear Explosions 3 (a.k.a. Terminator 2)
  • Fun With Nuclear Explosions 4 (a.k.a. True Lies)
  • Blue collar, Red Planet (a.k.a. Total Recall)
  • Blowhards Riding Rockets (a.k.a. The Right Stuff)

Some Oscar Best Picture winners boiled down to "Snakes on a Plane" titles:
Slow Man on a Bench (Forrest Gump)
Cannibal in a Cell (Silence of the Lambs)
Old Lady in a Car (Driving Miss Daisy)
Two Schmucks in a Car (Rain Man - this is actually what Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise called the film while shooting it)
Composer in an Asylum (Amadeus)
Runners on a Beach (Chariots of Fire)
Gangs of New York (West Side Story)
An American in Paris (An American in Paris)

And you've remained truer to the X on a Y format than I have. Yes, re. An American in Paris, when I went looking I noticed there are several titles that don't need changing - and why not put them on the list? So I will - eventually. Thing is I'm installing all new hardware today (going from 4 gigs to 200 gigs) and I might be offline for a while.

A man and woman surviving an encounter with some kind of creature.(Pterodactyl, The Cave, Crocodile 2, ect.)