Batman: The Movie(1966) Quotes
Submitted by grandpa_chum on Thu, 11/04/2004 - 05:13
Tags:
Batman(1966)
- Robin's Holy Series:
- Holy Sardine!
- Holy Nightmare!
- Holy Merlin The Magician!
- Holy Long John Silver! A Pirate Parascope!
- Holy Glue Pot!
- Holy Polaris!
- Holy Demolition!
- Holy Halloween!
- Holy Heart Failure!
- Holy Costume Party! That's The Penguin!
- Holy Hallucinations!
- Holy Marathon Batman! I'm Getting A Stitch.
- Holy Captain Nemo!
- Holy Bikini That Was Close!
- Holy Heatbreak! Miss Kitka
- Holy Almost!
- Holy Jumble!
- Reporter: What about the exploding shark?
- Batman: That was an unfortunate animal who chanced to swallow a floating mine.
- Batman: Confoudit, the batteries are dead.
- Robin: Gosh Batman, the nobility of the almost-human porpoise.
- Batman: True, it was noble of that animal to hurl himself into the path of that final torpedo. He gave his life for ours.
- Batman(reading one of riddler's riddles): What has yellow skin and writes?
- Robin: A ballpoint banana.
- Batman: Of course.
- Alfred: Bless my dustpan!
- Bruce Wayne: This nasty soup we're in is largely of my own brewing.
- Penguin: DE-lightful!
- Riddler: DE-hydrated!
- Batman: Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.
- Commissioner: Penguin, Joker, Riddler... and Catwoman too! The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate!
- Robin: Holy Halucination!
- Batman: I wish it were Robin, but it's not, it's 5 dehydrated pirates... rehydrated!
- Robin: Anti-matter, you mean they won't be coming back?
- Penguin: Happy happenstance!
- A Sign: Foam Rubber Wholesalers Convention
- Robin: And turn off the ventilation system.
- Batman: Robin is right, the whole security council may have been dehydrated.
- Action Sound Titles(as pirate plunges into ocean): Ker-Sploosh!
- Batman: Let's go, but... inconspicuously... through the window.
- Riddler: We shall spring them from The Joker's Jack-In-The-Box, through that window, out over the sea, and into the waiting arms of The Penguin's Exploding Octopus!
- Admiral: We haven't done anything foolish, have we?
- Batman: Disposing of pre-atomic submarines to persons who don't even leave their full addresses? Good day, Admiral!
- Batman: Yet, an exploding shark WAS pulling my leg...
- Commissioner: The Joker!
- Batman: Pretty FISHY what happened to me on that ladder...
- Commissioner: You mean where there's a fish there could be a penguin?
Author Comments:
My favorite quotes from by far the best batman movie ever!
I was going to put it in my favorite quotes list, but i thought it was worthy of it's own list.
btw, a lot of these may sound stupid without knowing the way Adam West delivers them.
Amazing! i love that movie. ok from the ones you picked out this is my top 5, based on if they made me laugh out loud, just from reading them (but they did bring back fond memories of a great movie) ok so my top 5 out of your list!
1.
Bruce Wayne: This nasty soup we're in is largely of my own brewing.
---------------------
2.
Batman(reading one of riddler's riddles): What has yellow skin and writes?
Robin: A ballpoint banana.
Batman: Of course.
------------------
3
Batman: Let's go, but... inconspicuously... through the window
------------------
4.
Admiral: We haven't done anything foolish, have we?
Batman: Disposing of pre-atomic submarines to persons who don't even leave their full addresses? Good day, Admiral!
---------------
5.
Batman: Confoudit, the batteries are dead.
-=-=-=-=-=
-=-=-=-=-=
Alongside Anchorman & Dumb / Dumber it has too be the funniest movie ever made!
my favorites of my favorites are the pirate parascope one and the full address one.