All Countries in the World (a stereotypical blurb)

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  1. NORTH AMERICA
  2. Canada - free healthcare, hockey, Big Foot
  3. United States - Superman, Hollywood, nukes, Baywatch, Paris Hilton
  4. Mexico - good food, illegal immigrants
  5. Guatemala - poor
  6. Belize - poor
  7. Honduras - very poor
  8. El Salvador - poor
  9. Nicaragua - invaded by the U.S. in the 1980s
  10. Costa Rica - democracy, good education
  11. Panama - Panama Canal, Panama Jack
  12. Bermuda - tourism, Bermuda Triangle Alien abductions
  13. Bahamas - tourism, offshore banks to hide illegal monies
  14. Cuba - Communist, Fidel Castro, U.S. trade embargo, great cigars
  15. Jamaica - tourism, Rastafarianism, bobsled teams
  16. Haiti - genocide
  17. Dominican Republic - poor
  18. Puerto Rico - tourism, U.S. protectorate
  19. Barbados - tourism
  20. SOUTH AMERICA
  21. Colombia - cocaine, cocaine, coffee, and cocaine
  22. Venezuela - oil, coffee
  23. Trinidad
  24. Tobago
  25. Guyana
  26. Suriname
  27. Brazil - fast development, slash & burning the rainforest, hot chicks & ugly dudes
  28. Peru - natives, ruins
  29. Ecuador - not quite on the equator but good guess
  30. Bolivia - home of the tree lizards that Bart Simpson hatched
  31. Paraguay - sort of gay
  32. Uruguay - you are gay
  33. Chile - chilly, war criminal Pinchot
  34. Argentina - the most European of the South American countries, Evita
  35. EUROPE
  36. Greenland - icey
  37. Iceland - green
  38. Ireland - NYC cops, Catholic, luck, green, alcohol, pint
  39. United Kingdom - Shakespeare, Stonehenge, strong U.S. ally, monarchy republic, confusing accent, weird sense of humor (e.g. Monty Python)
  40. Norway - vikings
  41. Sweden - hot chicks
  42. Finland - good at swimming
  43. Estonia
  44. Latvia
  45. Lithuania
  46. Belarus
  47. Ukraine - former Soviet Union buffer and breadbasket, Ukraine not weak! Ukraine crush!
  48. Poland - got jokes? first there was the submarine with the screen door...
  49. Germany - the land of chocolate, good beer, Nazis, the Holocaust, due for starting another world war sometime soon
  50. Denmark - Hamlet, MMMMMmmmmmmmm... Danish
  51. Netherlands - Amsterdam, marajuana
  52. Belgium - good waffles, highway for German invasion of France
  53. Luxembourg -
  54. France - Joan of Arc, Napoleon, wine, romance, skinny chicks with unshaved armpits, good surrendurers, being replaced by Spanish in U.S. foreign language classes
  55. Switzerland - extremely neutral, anonymous bank accounts, good watches, good cocoa, good cheese
  56. Austria - Arnold Schwarzenegger, SNL Hans & Frans
  57. Czech Republic - good pistols
  58. Slovakia
  59. Hungary - very hungery
  60. Romania - look down their noses at iceburg lettuce
  61. Moldova - one of the few allies actually pulling some weight in the Iraq war/occupation
  62. Bulgaria
  63. Turkey - Instanbul song (you know the words)
  64. Macedonia
  65. Greece - cool gods
  66. Cyprus - Cyprus Hill, where the important reporters go to report on Israel and Lebanon while fame-seeking interns put themselves in the fray to be taken hostage
  67. Albania - love President George W. Bush for some reason; home to Adiel the foreign exchange student on The Simpsons come to steal nuclear power plant secrets
  68. Bosnia - U.S. invaded in the 1990s for peacekeeping and to stop "ethnic cleansing"
  69. Croatia - balkan mess
  70. Bulgaria - balkan mess
  71. Kosovo - part of the Balkans "humpty-dumpty" fragmentation
  72. Serbia - home of the ethnic cleansing despot Slobodan Milosevic who was convicted of war crimes
  73. Slovenia
  74. Italy - Roman Empire, the Renaissance, the Pope, Catholic, good pasta, hot chicks, awesome climate
  75. Spain - conquistador costumes, funding Christopher Columbus' voyage that discovered America and allowed Europe to graciously introduce the concept of land ownership to the Native Americans
  76. Portugal - good sailors, good sweet bread
  77. AFRICA
  78. Western Sahara
  79. Morocco
  80. Algeria
  81. Tunisia - where Hollywood films desert scenes
  82. Libya - terrorism
  83. Egypt - Sunnis, pyramids, the Sphinx, Stargate SG-1
  84. Eritrea
  85. Djibouti - shake dat booty
  86. Somalia - starvation, Black Hawk Down fiasco
  87. Ethiopia - starvation
  88. Sudan - genocide
  89. Central African Republic
  90. Chad - shrinking lake & water supply
  91. Niger - the "N" word is spelled and pronounced differently
  92. Mali
  93. Mauritania
  94. Senegal
  95. Gambia
  96. Guineau Bassau
  97. Guineau - I never had a guinea pig but hamsters are pretty cute
  98. Sierra Leone
  99. Liberia
  100. Ivory Coast
  101. Burkina Faso
  102. Ghana
  103. Togo
  104. Benin
  105. Nigeria - oil, bloody civil war
  106. Cameroon - cool princes
  107. Equatorial Guinea
  108. Gabon - home to Gabo the nemesis of Krusty the Clown
  109. Congo - great sounding drums
  110. The Congo
  111. Burundi
  112. Rwanda - genocide
  113. Uganda
  114. Kenya - marathon runners
  115. Tanzania - home of the Looney Tunes' Tazmanian Devil
  116. Mozambique
  117. Malawi
  118. Zimbabwe
  119. Zambia
  120. Angola
  121. Nambia
  122. Botswana
  123. Swaziland
  124. Lesotho
  125. South Africa - Apartheid, heavy European settlement (white Africa)
  126. Madagascar - variety of unique and endangered species, now an animated movie to annoy parents for all time
  127. Comoro Islands
  128. Mauritius
  129. ASIA
  130. Russia - downfall of Napolean and Nazi Germany, nukes, freakin cold Siberia, Communism, Sputnik, vodka, powerful mafia, political corruption, mail order brides
  131. Mongolia - Ghengis Khan laid the smack down
  132. North Korea - Kin Jong Il, large military, nukes?, dark ages poverty, secluded from the outside world
  133. South Korea - the U.S. foot in the door to East Asia mainland
  134. Japan - samurai, ninja, martial arts, geishas, chopsticks, sushi, japanimation, video games and electronics, top-selling cars, a never ending recession, and a very high teen suicide rate
  135. China - nukes, human feces fertilizer, fastest growing and developing country in the world most likely to surpass U.S. military and economic dominance this century
  136. Taiwan (China) - de facto independence from China until China's navy is on par with the U.S.
  137. Philippines - Catholic, not big on civil rights, strong military
  138. Papua New Guinea - Papa Shongo wrestles hard core
  139. Indonesia - Islamic, massive population density, decimated by tsunamis
  140. East Timor - genocide ignored by the world
  141. Brunei
  142. Malaysia
  143. Singapore - clean, prosperous, canings for small infractions
  144. Vietnam - kicked the U.S. military's arse, now the U.S. invests in them heavily
  145. Cambodia - Viet Cong safe zone during Vietnam War
  146. Laos
  147. Thailand - great gifts for Father's Day
  148. Myanmar - as Mr. Peterman on "Seinfeld" said, "It'll always be 'Burma' to me, Elaine."
  149. Bangladesh
  150. Bhutan
  151. Nepal
  152. India - massive overpopulation, nukes, Bollywood, red forehead dots, Hinduism, where all your technical support phone calls are received
  153. Sri Lanka
  154. Pakistan - enemy before they got the nuke, now they're our best buddies helping us catch bin Laden ever so quickly
  155. Afghanistan - opium, Osama bin Laden, U.S. gave em Stinger missiles to kick Soviet helicopter butt in the 80s and now the U.S. is fighting the same dudes
  156. Tajikistan
  157. Kyrgyzstan
  158. Kazakhstan - Borat! 'Nuff said
  159. Uzbekistan
  160. Turkmenistan
  161. Iran - theocracy of ayatollahs, Shia, jew haters, funding/supplying the Iraq insurgency, oil, the next nuclear world power
  162. Iraq - cradle of civilization, Sunni vs. Shia battleground, experts at milking the U.S. for all it's worth, if it weren't for the oil nobody would give a crap
  163. Syria - Shia, helping the Iraq insurgency
  164. Lebanon - country run by democratically elected terrorists
  165. Israel - jews, palestinians, secret nukes, fiercest military around
  166. Jordan - hot princesses, Michael Jordan
  167. Saudi Arabia - oil, Sunni, women are property, monarchy, owns 80% of the United States
  168. Yemen
  169. Oman
  170. United Arab Emirates - the drug trafficking money laundering hub of the world
  171. Qatar - weekend break for U.S. soldiers in Iraq
  172. Bahrain
  173. Kuwait - oil profits distributed among the public, everyone drives a BMW, grudgingly tolerant of massive U.S. military presence
  174. AUSTRALIA
  175. Australia - Crocodile Dundee, Foster's Beer, kangaroos, boomerangs, Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter
  176. New Zealand - Lord of the Rings movies
  177. New Caledonia
  178. Vanuatu
  179. Fiji
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Suggestions welcome! Also, if there are some countries I'm missing or some countries that no longer exist, please let me know.