[actors] oldie but goodie: who would portray you in a movie?

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  • A demented cross between Harvey Keitel and John Cusack
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Why, you ask?

Cusack, because he's cornered the market on mid-30's men who just quite haven't gotten the hang of being a grown-up. Keitel, well...he's just so...intense.

I'm a lovable smattering of gruesome contradictions

A cross between John Travolta and Ron Jeremy for no other reason than my face (not anything else!)

Claire Danes. She's a decade or so younger than me, but I look young. She reminds me of a younger me, and our emotional styles are identical.