Bad pun based porn movie titles

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  • Some of these are real porn movie titles, some of these are things various joke sites and internet forum users came up with, some are from TV shows and some are my own creations :P

  • Also, I take suggestions :D

  • The Anahymen Mighty Dicks in: Zamboner
  • Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
  • How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
  • James Bondage Double-O Threesome
  • In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
  • Once, Twice, Three Times a Labia
  • The Rodfather
  • The Bad Nudes Bared
  • Sorest Rump
  • Night of the Giving Head
  • Sir Lanced-a-lot
  • You've got Male Genitalia
  • I Know Who you did up the Bummer
  • Big Trouble in Little Vagina
  • Weapons of Ass Destruction
  • Glad-he-ate-her
  • Guess Who's Cummin' to Dinner?
  • Ocean's Eleven Inches
  • Acocktolips Now
  • The Empire Strikes from the Back
  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast
  • Harry Twatter and the Philosopher's Bone
  • A Midsummer Night's Cream
  • The Da Vinci Load
  • A Streaker Named Desire
  • Snatch Adams
  • Ed's Wood
  • E-Three: The Extra Testicle
  • Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Giving Head
  • The Pelican Queef
  • The Man Who Blew Too Much
  • The Devil Wears Nada
  • Dawson's Crack
  • Lust in Space
  • Brassiere to Eternity
  • Inspect Her Gadget
  • Black Cock Down
  • Missionary: Impossible
  • The Wadfather
  • Breast Side Story
  • The Little Sperm-maid
  • Batman in Robin
  • Forever Hung
  • Whorat: Sexual Learnings of America for Make Benefit Gloryholeious Nation of Kahsuckistan
  • Porn on the Fourth of July
  • Sex Trek 3: The Search for Cock
  • How the West was Hung
  • Rumpleforeskin
  • Looney Poons
  • Fill Bill
  • Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
  • A Tale of Two Titties (By Charles Dicks?)
  • Jurassic Pork
  • Rambone
  • Throbbin' Hood
  • Romancing the Bone
  • School of Cock
  • A Clockwork Orgy
  • Intercourse with the Vampire
  • Got Milf?
  • Diddle-Her on the Roof
  • On Golden Blonde
  • Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?
  • King Dong
  • For Your Thighs Only
  • Moulin Splooge
  • Arma-get-it-on
  • Dr. Do-me-a-little
  • Beverly Hills 9021-Ho
  • Bitanic
  • Cumming To America
  • Dexxxter
  • Sailor Poon
  • Forest Hump
  • Biocock
  • White Men Can't Hump
  • The Whore of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Cock-ring
  • Hindfeld
  • The Bugs Cummy and Tweety Ho
  • American Booty
  • Womb Raider
  • Sgt. Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Bang
  • Shaving Ryan's Privates
  • When Harry Ate Sally
  • Sperms of Endearment
  • Hung Wangenstein
  • No Cunt for Old Men
  • Sex Trek 2: The Wrath of Cunt
  • Little Shop of Whores
  • The Loin King
  • Beverly Hills Cock
  • Quiffhanger
  • Geranalmo
  • Saturday Night Beaver
  • The Legend of Teabagger Vance
  • Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
  • Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
  • Full Metal Jackoff
  • South Pork: Big Long and Uncut
  • Riding on Boys in Cars
  • The Poonies
  • The Italian Handjob
  • Crocodile Done-me
  • My Best Friend's Wetting
  • Buffy The Vampire Layer
  • Dong Turn
  • Dong Turn 2: Give-head End
  • Lassie Come Bone [bestial porn?]
  • Men in Back
  • Any Given Cumday
  • Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
  • Remember the Tight Ones
  • Cum and Cummer
  • The Sexorcist
  • Lawrence of a Labia
  • Man on the Poon
  • Twat Lies Beneath
  • Good Assternoon
  • The Man with the Golden Cum
  • Leaking Beauty
  • Riding Miss Daisy
  • Starshit Poopers
  • A Fistful for Dollars
  • Good Will Humping
  • Orifice Space
  • Pokeahotass
  • Tits a Wonderful Life
  • Dyke Club
  • Harry Twatter and the Chamber of Secretions
  • The Dykes of Hazard
  • Great Balls for Hire
  • The 69th Sense
  • The Porn Identity
  • Some Big Dick Head This Way Cums
  • My Big Fat Greek Woody
  • Clash of the Tight Ones
  • Charlie's Anals
  • A Cockwork Orange
  • Driving into Miss Daisy
  • I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus
  • Poke-her-mon
  • Reservoir Doggie-style
  • Children of the Cornhole
  • Edward Penishands
  • Sleeping With The Enema
  • Schindler's Fist
  • The Slutty Professor
  • Kindergarten Cock
  • American History XXX
  • In Diana Jones and The Ass Crusade
  • The Three Splooges

This is so gd funny. Even the bad ones are hilarious.

It wasn't the title, but I remember being a pre-teen and laughing at the poster for The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio.

The tagline - "It's not his nose that grows!"

Shalom, y'all!

L. Bangs

Haha, great tagline indeed.

:-P