The '05 Movie Hierarchy

  1. A
  2. Princess Raccoon
  3. A History of Violence (2)
  4. Oldboy

  5. A-
  6. Kung Fu Hustle
  7. Land of the Dead
  8. Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
  9. Tropical Malady
  10. The Aristocrats (2)
  11. Keane
  12. The Girl from Monday
  13. Memories of Murder
  14. She's One of Us
  15. The White Diamond

  16. B+
  17. Grizzly Man
  18. Good Night, and Good Luck. (2)
  19. The Devil's Rejects (3)
  20. Innocence
  21. Match Point
  22. Rock School
  23. 3-iron
  24. King Kong
  25. Sin City
  26. Isolation
  27. The 40-Year-Old Virgin
  28. Wallace and Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
  29. Brokeback Mountain
  30. The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill
  31. Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
  32. Lord of War

  33. B
  34. Caché
  35. Through the Forest
  36. A Hole in My Heart (3)
  37. Munich
  38. Bad News Bears (2)
  39. Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic (2)
  40. Beetle, the Horn King
  41. Mindhunters (2)
  42. Mirrormask
  43. Capote
  44. Mysterious Skin
  45. War of the Worlds
  46. The Ice Harvest
  47. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
  48. Head-On
  49. Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price
  50. Throwdown
  51. The Roost
  52. Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior
  53. 9 Songs
  54. The Matador
  55. Serenity (2)
  56. Look at Me
  57. Murderball
  58. The Nomi Song

  59. B-
  60. Dominion: Prequel to The Exorcist
  61. Eli, Eli, Lema Sabachtani?
  62. The Perfect Crime
  63. The Squid and the Whale
  64. Pretty Persuasion
  65. Mail Order Wife
  66. The World's Fastest Indian
  67. The New World
  68. Downfall
  69. The Jacket
  70. The Toolbox Murders
  71. Undead
  72. The Comedians of Comedy
  73. Reeker
  74. Junebug
  75. Rize
  76. Paradise Now
  77. Nobody Knows
  78. Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
  79. Constantine
  80. Double Dare
  81. Hostage

  82. C+
  83. Stay
  84. The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made
  85. Sky High
  86. One Missed Call
  87. The Holy Girl (2)
  88. The Interpreter
  89. Broken Flowers
  90. 2046
  91. Dallas 362
  92. High Tension
  93. Steamboy
  94. Wedding Crashers
  95. Red Eye
  96. Travellers and Magicians
  97. Unleashed
  98. Kings and Queen
  99. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
  100. Transporter 2
  101. My Summer of Love
  102. Millions
  103. Robots

  104. C
  105. Hitch
  106. dot the i
  107. The Beat That My Heart Skipped
  108. Sahara
  109. Batman Begins
  110. Melinda and Melinda
  111. Three... Extremes
  112. Do You Like Hitchcock?
  113. Walk the Line
  114. À tout de suite
  115. The Intruder
  116. The President's Last Bang
  117. Shopgirl
  118. Last Days
  119. Haze
  120. 5 x 2
  121. Wolf Creek
  122. Assault on Precinct 13
  123. Tony Takitani
  124. The Ring Two
  125. The Producers
  126. The Skeleton Key

  127. C-
  128. Crash
  129. Dead & Breakfast
  130. Waiting...
  131. The Pacifier
  132. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  133. Mondovino
  134. Me and You and Everyone We Know
  135. Hide and Seek

  136. D+
  137. The Brothers Grimm
  138. House of Wax
  139. The Amityville Horror
  140. Bewitched
  141. Appleseed
  142. Flightplan

  143. D
  144. The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada
  145. Aeon Flux
  146. Alone in the Dark (2)
  147. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
  148. Madagascar
  149. Derailed
  150. Four Brothers
  151. Rooms for Tourists
  152. The Green Butchers
  153. Save the Green Planet!
  154. Sangre
  155. Texas
  156. White Noise
  157. Fear X
  158. Cursed

  159. D-
  160. The Fog
  161. Fantastic Four
  162. Eternal
  163. Havoc

  164. F
  165. Nowhere Man
  166. Secuestro Express
  167. Chaos
Author Comments: 

Or, the Year of the C+. Whoopie.

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Damn, "Cursed" is worse than "Alone in the Dark"? Yikes!

Yes, yes it is. "Alone in the Dark" at least has the saving grace of being frickin' hilarious.

Now where in hell did you see Princess Raccoon?

I'm guessing the Asian film fest.

You would be correct! (Ah, the joys of living near New York City...) Only film I'm gonna get a chance to see there, unfortunately... but trust me, if you only got to watch one movie this year, "Princess Raccoon" is the one to pick. It's awe-inspiring in its brazen lunacy.

Lucky sumbitch!

KUNG FU HUSTLE BEST FILM OF THE YEAR.

to me having grizzly man and the devil's rejects in the same group as bad news bears, sin city, and wild parrots is astounding, not that they are in the wrong grade group, but just that they are all equal, it makes no sense to me. two of them are two of my favorite of the year and the other 3 are 3 of the worst I've seen anywhere...

What on earth is worth hating about "The Wild Parrots"? It's way too innocuous to inspire that kind of animosity.

maybe it was because i was on a date and i wasted nearly 20 bucks to see it... i was hoping for at least average... but i didn't like it at all.

What's amazing to me is that Grandpas could still go on dates. Poppin' the blue pills, I imagine? ;-)

haha... i'm 19... but thats a good point

Hey Mr. Cosgrove - take a look at this. Come on! You know you want it remade - admit it - by Mr. "Better Tomorrow."

Hollywood is so intellectually bankrupt.

I heard about this about a month after the original opened in NYC. It seemed like a questionable idea then. Having actually seen it in the interim, it now sounds like an absolutely dismal idea. Think the remake will keep the incest thematics? Doubtful.

Then again, maybe I should actually see "Better Luck Tomorrow" before I slag Hello I Am Asian Filmmaker-Dude Making the Asian-Themed Films for MTV Films Guy.

Then again, maybe I should actually see "Better Luck Tomorrow" before I slag Hello I Am Asian Filmmaker-Dude Making the Asian-Themed Films for MTV Films Guy.

Or better still, don't bother.

Hey, i loved Better Luck Tomorrow.

Bummer about Flightplan. Even after the reviews I had high hopes. Ah well, I'm still going to try Cursed for Christina Ricci, and I'll likely do the same here for Ms. Foster.

Dude, don't see "Cursed".

No, really. Don't see "Cursed". There's no joke here, no sarcasm, no cutting remarks... just spare yourself. If you must suffer for Ms. Ricci, go for "Prozac Nation" instead -- at least she goes starkers in that.

C'mon man, it scored a whopping 14% at Rotten Tomatoes! Surely 1.4 people out of 10 can't be wrong? And of the "Cream of the Crop" 6% liked it. That's more than half a person out of 10!

A mighty "woo-hoo" to seeing A History of Violence so high! I can't wait for that one.