Ebert on Dirty Love

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Oftentimes it takes a really awful movie to remind me why I like Roger Ebert despite disagreeing with him so often. From his Dirty Love review:

This movie is an affront to cheese. Also to breasts. Jenny McCarthy has a technologically splendid bosom that should, in my opinion, be put to a better use than being vomited upon.

"Technologically splendid bosom." Clearly a phrase that needs broader circulation.