Defamer Monday Morning

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The best Defamer Monday Morning Box Office bit belongs to The Polar Express:

Director Robert Zemeckis forgot to put motion-capture sensors on the part of Tom Hanks' body that guarantees a $30 million opening. In fairness, no one's found that part since 2002.

But the Brett Ratner dig is a close second, and is worth clicking over for.