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Defamer's Monday Morning Box Office contains this gem:

You could argue that Saw was this Halloween's scariest movie, despite it's third-place finish, but that argument would likely get you into a fistfight with a Surviving Christmas fan. (It wouldn't really be a fair fight, assuming that this purely theoretical fan would be riding a unicorn and would order his leprechaun army to hold your ankles.)

Just about sprayed my coffee all over my monitor when I read that one (theoretical coffee, that is).